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I have to choke myself on your hand
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I have to choke myself on your hand, so now I have to doa sit-up on my day off?

I have to choke myself on your hand, so now I have to do
a sit-up on my day off?

Full Transcript

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I have to choke myself on your hand,
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so now I have to do a sit-up on my day off?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:38
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
Is this what you bitches marched for, shitty sex? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Is this what you bitches marched for, shitty sex?
"Pay us equally, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
"Pay us equally,
Ahh! He's very weird about that stuff - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Ahh! He's very weird about that stuff
I'm like, "What are you doing? This is weird. Yes, of course, fine." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
I'm like, "What are you doing? This is weird. Yes,...
I have a question-- I know this is gonna get me in so much trouble, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I have a question-- I know this is gonna get me in so much t...
You seem confused. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You seem confused.
Two guys have sex with a girl, your guy friends next day are like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:39
Two guys have sex with a girl, your guy friends next day are...
"You're just gonna have to check in, just quick… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:28
"You're just gonna have to check in, just quick…
I dated a guy that was in the dom-sub community. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I dated a guy that was in the dom-sub community.
And he said to me, like on our third date, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
And he said to me, like on our third date,
If you're going to text a girl 30 times a day a bunch of orders, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
If you're going to text a girl 30 times a day a bunch o...
So… you can't dominate me if you don't know the difference - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
So… you can't dominate me if you don't know the di...
I found it very silly until I realized, like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I found it very silly until I realized, like,
He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!&q...
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:30
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster
I found it very silly, but every time he would say something that spooked me, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I found it very silly, but every time he would say something...
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punish you." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punis...
[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it seriously. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it serio...
This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anything I don't wanna do. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anyth...
Uh, I recently sat him down - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Uh, I recently sat him down