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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I know it's insensitive sometimes to say,but people will be like, "Whitney, the...

I know it's insensitive sometimes to say,
but people will be like, "Whitney, the phones,
they are really toxic for the kids." "The filters on Instagram,
they give the kids body dysmorphia." Okay, I have body dysmorphia 'cause we used to xerox our faces

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I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people will be like,
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"Whitney, the phones, they are really toxic for the kids."
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"The filters on Instagram, they give the kids body dysmorphia."
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Okay, I have body dysmorphia
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'cause we used to xerox our faces.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:45
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it,
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
[laughter and applause]
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored,
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement,
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point.
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!"...
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Um…
They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parents think of all that?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parent...
My mom used to say to my face, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
My mom used to say to my face,
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark...
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!...
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way home. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way h...
Eventually we'd find a pay phone, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Eventually we'd find a pay phone,
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a collect call from--" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a c...
It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's wild to think about because even when our parents ...
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday,
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
[laughter]
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit was sketchy. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit wa...
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know anything about math, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know ...