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I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I remember on the way homefrom school, I'd be like, "Mom, can we stop at McDonald's?"...

I remember on the way home
from school, I'd be like, "Mom, can we stop at McDonald's?" She'd be like,
"Sorry, baby, it's closed." Like, "Aw, man!" Try pulling that shit with a kid today.
Good luck

Full Transcript

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I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like,
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"Mom, can we stop at McDonald's?"
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She'd be like, "Sorry, baby, it's closed."
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Like, "Aw, man!"
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Try pulling that shit with a kid today. Good luck.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:30
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's."
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I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it'...
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What I hear is about how kids, all they do is take pictures ...
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"They just take pictures of themselves, they take selfi...
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous
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It was called "Photo Day."
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They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!"
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We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo.
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I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section,
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I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you ...
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people will be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people wi...
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it,
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
[laughter and applause]
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored,
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement,
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point.
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!"...
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Um…