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It's like every cell in my body
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It's like every cell in my body is just like, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,Daddy, Daddy…" And then...

It's like every cell in my body is just like, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy…" And then just… [splutters] But we can't, we can't do this, sir

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It's like every cell in my body
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is just like, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy…"
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And then just…
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[splutters]
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But we can't, we can't do this, sir.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:27
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
[inhales sharply] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[inhales sharply]
It's just everything your generation made - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
It's just everything your generation made
I dated an older guy last year and we went on a road trip. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I dated an older guy last year and we went on a road trip.
Every song on his playlist was, like, wild. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Every song on his playlist was, like, wild.
It was like… ♪ Hey, little girl ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
It was like… ♪ Hey, little girl ♪
But the good thing about dating older guys is that - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
But the good thing about dating older guys is that
M'kay? Yahoo! News or whatever - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
M'kay? Yahoo! News or whatever
You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ignition Remix" comes on-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ign...
I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this song off." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:31
I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this so...
[splutters] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
[splutters]
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
Um…
All I know is that if I don't respond for 20 minutes, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
All I know is that if I don't respond for 20 minutes,
I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don't know what this means." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don...
Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler from Parks and Recreation, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler from Parks and Rec...
It was like a random toddler in the back seat of a car - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
It was like a random toddler in the back seat of a car
She was just staring at me, she was like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
She was just staring at me, she was like…
I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his kid, I'm fuckin' out." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his ki...
People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younger guy, they're like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younge...
Younger guys are way more sensitive because of whatever porn they're watching. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Younger guys are way more sensitive because of whatever porn...
Like he gets really stressed out when I go visit my stepbrother alone. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Like he gets really stressed out when I go visit my stepbrot...