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It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It's wild to think about becauseeven when our parents were with us, they had no idea what...

It's wild to think about because
even when our parents were with us, they had no idea what we were doing

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It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us,
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they had no idea what we were doing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:42
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday,
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
[laughter]
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit was sketchy. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit wa...
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know anything about math, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know ...
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the corner - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the...
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce,
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm on the moon!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm ...
Boom! Bounce you into the air, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
Boom! Bounce you into the air,
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a godparent? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a god...
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority over them at all. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority o...
I got all this organic, like, food, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I got all this organic, like, food,
And, uh, she comes over, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
And, uh, she comes over,
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's this clear shit?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:18
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's th...
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know about, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know abou...
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'cause there's nothing cuter - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'ca...
Just saying. And then… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Just saying. And then…
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it's too awkward, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it&...
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter,