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I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I've yet to hear an argumentthat really convinces me that the kids are in any real...

I've yet to hear an argument
that really convinces me that the kids are in any real trouble,
but people will still fight with me

Full Transcript

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I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me
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that the kids are in any real trouble, but people will still fight with me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:36
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social media, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social me...
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played music, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played ...
We got misinformation in the form of lies. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
We got misinformation in the form of lies.
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like,
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's."
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it's a little overblown. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it'...
What I hear is about how kids, all they do is take pictures of themselves. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
What I hear is about how kids, all they do is take pictures ...
"They just take pictures of themselves, they take selfies all day long." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"They just take pictures of themselves, they take selfi...
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous
It was called "Photo Day." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
It was called "Photo Day."
They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!"
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo.
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section,
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a 9x1?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a...
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you know? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you ...
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people will be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people wi...
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it,
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
[laughter and applause]
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored,