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Just saying. And then…
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Just saying. And then… …their pantyhose never fit, right?

Just saying. And then… [laughs] …their pantyhose never fit, right?

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Just saying. And then…
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[laughs]
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…their pantyhose never fit, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:16
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it's too awkward, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it&...
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter,
"But she's not." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:44
"But she's not."
"But there's also an epidemic - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
"But there's also an epidemic
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love her. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love h...
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, totally fine, it's cute, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, t...
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddlers - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddl...
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago,
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:34
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show.&...
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand this show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:17
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm jus...
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this idea." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:33
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around thi...
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly...
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow their pussies at people." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow...
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar?
It's called The Nutcracker, you guys! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's called The Nutcracker, you guys!
I love you, Newark, New Jersey! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I love you, Newark, New Jersey!
♪ Don't act like that's a disease ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
♪ Don't act like that's a disease ♪
♪ Because you're looking In the mirror… ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
♪ Because you're looking In the mirror… ♪
♪ 'Cause maybe, maybe, maybe We're just the same ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
♪ 'Cause maybe, maybe, maybe We're just the same ♪...