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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

The kids are fine.I've heard every argument

[laughter and applause] The kids are fine.
I've heard every argument

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The kids are fine. I've heard every argument.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:28
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social media, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social me...
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played music, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played ...
We got misinformation in the form of lies. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
We got misinformation in the form of lies.
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like,
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's."
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it's a little overblown. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it'...
What I hear is about how kids, all they do is take pictures of themselves. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
What I hear is about how kids, all they do is take pictures ...
"They just take pictures of themselves, they take selfies all day long." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"They just take pictures of themselves, they take selfi...
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
We're just jealous, I think we're jealous
It was called "Photo Day." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
It was called "Photo Day."
They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!"
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo.
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section,
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a 9x1?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a...
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you know? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you ...
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people will be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people wi...
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it,
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
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