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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

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Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:27
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Plot under wraps.
You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ignition Remix" comes on-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ign...
I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this song off." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:31
I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this so...
[splutters] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
[splutters]
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
Um…
All I know is that if I don't respond for 20 minutes, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
All I know is that if I don't respond for 20 minutes,
I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don't know what this means." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don...
Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler from Parks and Recreation, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler from Parks and Rec...
It was like a random toddler in the back seat of a car - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
It was like a random toddler in the back seat of a car
She was just staring at me, she was like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
She was just staring at me, she was like…
I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his kid, I'm fuckin' out." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his ki...
People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younger guy, they're like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younge...
Younger guys are way more sensitive because of whatever porn they're watching. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Younger guys are way more sensitive because of whatever porn...
Like he gets really stressed out when I go visit my stepbrother alone. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Like he gets really stressed out when I go visit my stepbrot...
I'm like, "What are you…?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
I'm like, "What are you…?"
I think that maybe it's 'cause from all that sexual harassment news, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
I think that maybe it's 'cause from all that sexua...
This guy, when we first hooked up, he had to ask permission - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
This guy, when we first hooked up, he had to ask permission
He'd be like, "Can I kiss you?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
He'd be like, "Can I kiss you?"
He'll do a hover, it's like a choke hover. He'll just hover his hands. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
He'll do a hover, it's like a choke hover. He'...
I'm like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
I'm like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do with ...
I have to choke myself on your hand, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I have to choke myself on your hand,