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My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy for the first time
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

My favorite prank used to be when I wouldhook up with a guy for the first time, I would...

My favorite prank used to be when I would
hook up with a guy for the first time, I would lay down
and my boobs would disappear, and he'd get on top of me,
and I'd go, "Ha ha! You're gay." [Whitney laughing] I know. Can you believe I'm not married?

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My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy for the first time,
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I would lay down and my boobs would disappear,
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and he'd get on top of me, and I'd go, "Ha ha! You're gay."
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[Whitney laughing]
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I know. Can you believe I'm not married?
Duration
17 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:44
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemma." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemm...
I scheduled the post, and then - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I scheduled the post, and then
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub.
I feel like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I feel like…
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the cloud?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the clo...
We used to take a roll of film, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
We used to take a roll of film,
And then we found out whatever the fuck he was doing only took an hour. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we found out whatever the fuck he was doing only to...
Those prints came back sticky as hell. You know I'm right. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Those prints came back sticky as hell. You know I'm rig...
The only time I ever get a little bit suspicious of technology - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
The only time I ever get a little bit suspicious of technolo...
They were like, "Ma'am, we need to take your temperature." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
They were like, "Ma'am, we need to take your tempe...
They were like, "Ma'am, we haven't done that - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
They were like, "Ma'am, we haven't done that
And we had anal sex with thermometers our entire childhoods? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And we had anal sex with thermometers our entire childhoods?
'Cause I would like to discuss reparations at some point. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
'Cause I would like to discuss reparations at some poin...
If you think about what it was like for us to be at the doctor as kids, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
If you think about what it was like for us to be at the doct...
When I was a kid, you got buck naked at every doctor. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
When I was a kid, you got buck naked at every doctor.
Old habits, dude. I just want to get out of there quickly, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Old habits, dude. I just want to get out of there quickly,
If a doctor walks in, they'll be like, "No, ma'am, you've got to put on a robe." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:46
If a doctor walks in, they'll be like, "No, ma...
For the first time ever, there was, all of the sudden, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
For the first time ever, there was, all of the sudden,
There's a chaperone during the gynecological-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
There's a chaperone during the gynecological--