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My mom used to say to my face
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

My mom used to say to my face, "Go out and play.Come back before dark." Kids don't know...

My mom used to say to my face, "Go out and play.
Come back before dark." Kids don't know when it's gonna get dark

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My mom used to say to my face,
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"Go out and play. Come back before dark."
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Kids don't know when it's gonna get dark.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:51
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark...
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!...
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way home. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way h...
Eventually we'd find a pay phone, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Eventually we'd find a pay phone,
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a collect call from--" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a c...
It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's wild to think about because even when our parents ...
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday,
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
[laughter]
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit was sketchy. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit wa...
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know anything about math, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know ...
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the corner - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the...
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce,
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm on the moon!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm ...
Boom! Bounce you into the air, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
Boom! Bounce you into the air,
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a godparent? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a god...
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority over them at all. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority o...
I got all this organic, like, food, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I got all this organic, like, food,
And, uh, she comes over, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
And, uh, she comes over,
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing