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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

There's nothing… there's nothing you will not sayto get out of that situation, dude

There's nothing… there's nothing you will not say
to get out of that situation, dude

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There's nothing…
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there's nothing you will not say to get out of that situation, dude.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:29
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the bubble wrap?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the b...
I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up.
[laughing] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
[laughing]
They're very sweet, they're very caring, they want us to have orgasms. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
They're very sweet, they're very caring, they want...
After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?"
No, he's very into that, and he's very into, like, sex toys. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
No, he's very into that, and he's very into, like,...
For Valentine's Day, he got me a sex toy as my main gift. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
For Valentine's Day, he got me a sex toy as my main gif...
Gives it to me, he's like, "I found this sex toy for you on Instagram." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
Gives it to me, he's like, "I found this sex toy f...
I was like, "Baby, this is stunning. We should put this on the coffee table." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:45
I was like, "Baby, this is stunning. We should put this...
They saved money because they molded those jelly cocks - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
They saved money because they molded those jelly cocks
They're like… [straining] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
They're like… [straining]
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[laughter and applause]
That's your definition of "older woman," got it. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
That's your definition of "older woman," got ...
Do you have a life insurance policy on her or what's, uh… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Do you have a life insurance policy on her or what's, u...
Her-- he went, "Her job does." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Her-- he went, "Her job does."
You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know what I'm saying? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know...
If you're dating a woman in her thirties, that's like going to the grocery store - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
If you're dating a woman in her thirties, that's l...
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
[laughter]
You don't just go to the grocery store willy-nilly and decide, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
You don't just go to the grocery store willy-nilly and ...
You better have a party coming up, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You better have a party coming up,