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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They were like, "Ma'am,we need to take your temperature." I was like, "Cool."

They were like, "Ma'am,
we need to take your temperature." I was like, "Cool."

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They were like, "Ma'am, we need to take your temperature."
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I was like, "Cool."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:00
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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They were like, "Ma'am, we haven't done that - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
They were like, "Ma'am, we haven't done that
And we had anal sex with thermometers our entire childhoods? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And we had anal sex with thermometers our entire childhoods?
'Cause I would like to discuss reparations at some point. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
'Cause I would like to discuss reparations at some poin...
If you think about what it was like for us to be at the doctor as kids, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
If you think about what it was like for us to be at the doct...
When I was a kid, you got buck naked at every doctor. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
When I was a kid, you got buck naked at every doctor.
Old habits, dude. I just want to get out of there quickly, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Old habits, dude. I just want to get out of there quickly,
If a doctor walks in, they'll be like, "No, ma'am, you've got to put on a robe." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:46
If a doctor walks in, they'll be like, "No, ma...
For the first time ever, there was, all of the sudden, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
For the first time ever, there was, all of the sudden,
There's a chaperone during the gynecological-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
There's a chaperone during the gynecological--
I was like, "My only opportunity to get fingered by an older man, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:36
I was like, "My only opportunity to get fingered by an ...
No, I feel like I'm the most pro-technology of all my friends. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
No, I feel like I'm the most pro-technology of all my f...
As soon as my friends become parents, they get freaked out about technology. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
As soon as my friends become parents, they get freaked out a...
They're like, "These kids, now they're on their phones eight hours a day." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:25
They're like, "These kids, now they're on the...
You want to put your kids on the shit we played on when we were children? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You want to put your kids on the shit we played on when we w...
It's like a lazy Susan for pedophiles. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
It's like a lazy Susan for pedophiles.
They'd be like, "That's the one." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
They'd be like, "That's the one."
The main objective was just to catapult the other child… into the air. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
The main objective was just to catapult the other child… int...
If you were the kid that was on the bottom, you'd be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
If you were the kid that was on the bottom, you'd be li...
I have a goddaughter, she's five. I went to her playground. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have a goddaughter, she's five. I went to her playgro...
If you've been to a playground recently, you know playgrounds are totally-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
If you've been to a playground recently, you know playg...