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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!" "I think I blinked!" He'd be like, "Sorry, brace...

They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!" [imitates shutter] "I think I blinked!" He'd be like, "Sorry, brace face,
see you next October." Kids now, they can get eight tries
till they get a good one

Full Transcript

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They'd be like, "All right, say cheese!"
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[imitates shutter] "I think I blinked!"
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He'd be like, "Sorry, brace face, see you next October."
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Kids now, they can get eight tries till they get a good one.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:57
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
We got eight sizes of the same shitty photo.
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I remember being with my mom in the Walmart frame section,
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a 9x1?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
She's like, "What's this one? What is this, a...
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you know? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I think we have to use critical thinking on this stuff, you ...
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people will be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I know it's insensitive sometimes to say, but people wi...
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
I've never seen myself before because I fried my retina
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
It was the red frame with all the little needles in it,
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
[laughter and applause]
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You can't let kids get bored, and when kids get bored,
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Like before phones, for our main form of amusement,
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You know some bad ideas are gonna bubble up at some point.
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
Twenty minutes in, we'd be like, "Oh, my God!"...
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Um…
They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parents think of all that?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parent...
My mom used to say to my face, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
My mom used to say to my face,
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark...
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!...
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way home. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way h...
Eventually we'd find a pay phone, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Eventually we'd find a pay phone,
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a collect call from--" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a c...