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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like… "We got it!" "Now all we gotta do is cover itin glitter and it's ready for...

They're like… [straining] "We got it!" "Now all we gotta do is cover it
in glitter and it's ready for market." [giggles] Those jelly cocks
had a suction cup on the back

Full Transcript

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They're like… [straining]
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"We got it!"
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"Now all we gotta do is cover it in glitter and it's ready for market."
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[giggles]
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Those jelly cocks had a suction cup on the back.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[laughter and applause]
That's your definition of "older woman," got it. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
That's your definition of "older woman," got ...
Do you have a life insurance policy on her or what's, uh… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Do you have a life insurance policy on her or what's, u...
Her-- he went, "Her job does." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Her-- he went, "Her job does."
You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know what I'm saying? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know...
If you're dating a woman in her thirties, that's like going to the grocery store - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
If you're dating a woman in her thirties, that's l...
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
[laughter]
You don't just go to the grocery store willy-nilly and decide, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
You don't just go to the grocery store willy-nilly and ...
You better have a party coming up, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
You better have a party coming up,
Day one, you look at those brand-new avocados, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
Day one, you look at those brand-new avocados,
Like my dude, I tell him, "I don't give a shit." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:24
Like my dude, I tell him, "I don't give a shit.&qu...
Don't you dare shoot my neck from this fuckin' angle, either. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Don't you dare shoot my neck from this fuckin' ang...
No, I do not understand why women don't propose to men more. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
No, I do not understand why women don't propose to men ...
"Why don't I get down on one knee and propose?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
"Why don't I get down on one knee and propose?&quo...
"Okay, I'm going to get down on one knee…" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
"Okay, I'm going to get down on one knee…"
And I realized that if you're a woman proposing to a man, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
And I realized that if you're a woman proposing to a ma...
I would have to open with, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
I would have to open with,
"I thought that maybe - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:40
"I thought that maybe
I'd be like, "Alex, will you make me the happiest woman in the world - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I'd be like, "Alex, will you make me the happiest ...
But this is the first guy I've ever dated - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
But this is the first guy I've ever dated