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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Uh… They got my whole cloud,and I was actually way more embarrassed about all my screen...

Uh… They got my whole cloud,
and I was actually way more embarrassed about all my screen grabs
of inspirational quotes

Full Transcript

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Uh…
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They got my whole cloud, and I was actually way more embarrassed
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about all my screen grabs of inspirational quotes.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:21
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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I was like, "You guys can have my titties, but please don't tell anyone - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
I was like, "You guys can have my titties, but please d...
It was a screen grab of a video - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
It was a screen grab of a video
-[scattered laughter] -So… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
-[scattered laughter] -So…
And you know when you post something on social media and you're like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
And you know when you post something on social media and you...
"14 missed calls." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
"14 missed calls."
And it was a very long video, because… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
And it was a very long video, because…
I was like, "Not tonight, side table. Not tonight." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
I was like, "Not tonight, side table. Not tonight."...
Three months later, I get this very cryptic email - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Three months later, I get this very cryptic email
I open it, and it was a guy who was trying to extort me. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I open it, and it was a guy who was trying to extort me.
He goes, "If you don't give me $10,000, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
He goes, "If you don't give me $10,000,
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
Um…
And on a bit of a serious note, if you guys saw my last special, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
And on a bit of a serious note, if you guys saw my last spec...
I said all that before I had seen titties from this angle. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I said all that before I had seen titties from this angle.
Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are,
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the…...
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a mirror before, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a ...
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boobs, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boo...
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get long and pointy and weird. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get...
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boobs - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boo...
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!"