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Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Uh, nobody told me,no matter how perky your tits are, the second you bend over,they get...

Uh, nobody told me,
no matter how perky your tits are, the second you bend over,
they get long and pointy

Full Transcript

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Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are,
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the second you bend over, they get long and pointy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:07
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the…...
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a mirror before, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a ...
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boobs, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boo...
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get long and pointy and weird. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get...
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boobs - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boo...
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!"
The first time I lied down naked in front of him, he literally-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
The first time I lied down naked in front of him, he literal...
I would say, "What?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I would say, "What?"
It's very… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
It's very…
And, uh… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
And, uh…
My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy for the first time, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:17
My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy...
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemma." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemm...
I scheduled the post, and then - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I scheduled the post, and then
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub.
I feel like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I feel like…
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the cloud?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the clo...
We used to take a roll of film, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
We used to take a roll of film,
And then we found out whatever the fuck he was doing only took an hour. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we found out whatever the fuck he was doing only to...
Those prints came back sticky as hell. You know I'm right. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Those prints came back sticky as hell. You know I'm rig...