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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Um… --It's like a new law

Um… -[applause]
-It's like a new law

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-[applause] -It's like a new law.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:04
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's this clear shit?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:18
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's th...
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know about, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know abou...
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'cause there's nothing cuter - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'ca...
Just saying. And then… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Just saying. And then…
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it's too awkward, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
'Cause no one wants to touch their legs 'cause it&...
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
And then after the show, I went up to my goddaughter,
"But she's not." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:44
"But she's not."
"But there's also an epidemic - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
"But there's also an epidemic
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love her. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love h...
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, totally fine, it's cute, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, t...
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddlers - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddl...
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago,
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:34
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show.&...
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand this show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:17
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm jus...
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this idea." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:33
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around thi...
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly...
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow their pussies at people." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow...
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar?