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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Um… No, I just feel likeit's just so odd to me, like when people come up to meafter I talk...

Um… No, I just feel like
it's just so odd to me, like when people come up to me
after I talk about this stuff

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Um…
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No, I just feel like it's just so odd to me,
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like when people come up to me after I talk about this stuff.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:36
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parents think of all that?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
They'll come up to me, like, "What did your parent...
My mom used to say to my face, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
My mom used to say to my face,
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Gets dark, and they're like, "Fuck, it's dark...
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"This happens every night! It's always a surprise!...
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way home. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then we would just have to Blair Witch Project our way h...
Eventually we'd find a pay phone, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Eventually we'd find a pay phone,
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a collect call from--" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a c...
It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's wild to think about because even when our parents ...
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday,
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
[laughter]
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit was sketchy. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit wa...
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know anything about math, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know ...
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the corner - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the...
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce,
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm on the moon!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm ...
Boom! Bounce you into the air, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
Boom! Bounce you into the air,
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a godparent? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a god...
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority over them at all. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority o...
I got all this organic, like, food, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I got all this organic, like, food,
And, uh, she comes over, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
And, uh, she comes over,