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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Um… I open it and it's a screen grabof the video where I'm hunched over at this angle, and...

Um… I open it and it's a screen grab
of the video where I'm hunched over at this angle, and it is not a flattering angle

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Um…
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I open it and it's a screen grab of the video
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where I'm hunched over at this angle,
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and it is not a flattering angle.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:27
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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And on a bit of a serious note, if you guys saw my last special, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
And on a bit of a serious note, if you guys saw my last spec...
I said all that before I had seen titties from this angle. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I said all that before I had seen titties from this angle.
Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Uh, nobody told me, no matter how perky your tits are,
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Like traffic cones where someone kicked in the side of the…...
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a mirror before, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
I had seen a glimpse of myself having doggie-style sex in a ...
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boobs, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And I know on my last special I talked about having fake boo...
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get long and pointy and weird. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You thought they'd stay cute, they don't. They get...
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boobs - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
And the only real difference between fake boobs and real boo...
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
They're like, "Bitch, I did my job. Peace!"
The first time I lied down naked in front of him, he literally-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
The first time I lied down naked in front of him, he literal...
I would say, "What?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I would say, "What?"
It's very… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
It's very…
And, uh… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
And, uh…
My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy for the first time, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:17
My favorite prank used to be when I would hook up with a guy...
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemma." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
So I was like, "Oh, God, this is such an ethical dilemm...
I scheduled the post, and then - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I scheduled the post, and then
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Your Auntie Whitney trending on Porn Hub.
I feel like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I feel like…
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the cloud?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
People blame me, like, "Why were your photos in the clo...