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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You better have a party coming up, 'cause you knowexactly how that's gonna end

You better have a party coming up, 'cause you know
exactly how that's gonna end

Full Transcript

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You better have a party coming up,
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'cause you know exactly how that's gonna end.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:38
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
Day one, you look at those brand-new avocados, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
Day one, you look at those brand-new avocados,
Like my dude, I tell him, "I don't give a shit." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:24
Like my dude, I tell him, "I don't give a shit.&qu...
Don't you dare shoot my neck from this fuckin' angle, either. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Don't you dare shoot my neck from this fuckin' ang...
No, I do not understand why women don't propose to men more. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
No, I do not understand why women don't propose to men ...
"Why don't I get down on one knee and propose?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
"Why don't I get down on one knee and propose?&quo...
"Okay, I'm going to get down on one knee…" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
"Okay, I'm going to get down on one knee…"
And I realized that if you're a woman proposing to a man, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
And I realized that if you're a woman proposing to a ma...
I would have to open with, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
I would have to open with,
"I thought that maybe - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:40
"I thought that maybe
I'd be like, "Alex, will you make me the happiest woman in the world - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
I'd be like, "Alex, will you make me the happiest ...
But this is the first guy I've ever dated - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
But this is the first guy I've ever dated
Your kids will be getting into college, so congratulations. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Your kids will be getting into college, so congratulations.
But no one will let me take that test. They'll be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
But no one will let me take that test. They'll be like,
They'll be like, "They're gonna have your phone number and email address." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
They'll be like, "They're gonna have your pho...
They were all over people's porches, in bags. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
They were all over people's porches, in bags.
Homeless people would wipe their assholes with your data. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Homeless people would wipe their assholes with your data.
No one wants your fuckin' data, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
No one wants your fuckin' data,
Everyone in the audience in their twenties is like, "She doesn't get it." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
Everyone in the audience in their twenties is like, "Sh...
I have a 25-year-old guy working in my office. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have a 25-year-old guy working in my office.
He's like, "I can't email this document." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
He's like, "I can't email this...