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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

"You're just gonnahave to check in, just quick… quick gander, just see what it…" "Look me...

"You're just gonna
have to check in, just quick… quick gander, just see what it…" "Look me in the eyes." "If I'm crying, it's consensual." "What's the confusion?" "I feel like…" [laughter and applause] "…you're overcomplicating this." No, I do like an aggressive man, but I think that things
have gotten a little too aggressive in some fetish communities

Full Transcript

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"You're just gonna have to check in, just quick…
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quick gander, just see what it…"
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"Look me in the eyes."
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"If I'm crying, it's consensual."
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"What's the confusion?"
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"I feel like…"
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[laughter and applause]
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"…you're overcomplicating this."
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No, I do like an aggressive man,
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but I think that things have gotten a little too aggressive
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in some fetish communities.
Duration
28 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:25
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
I dated a guy that was in the dom-sub community. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I dated a guy that was in the dom-sub community.
And he said to me, like on our third date, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
And he said to me, like on our third date,
If you're going to text a girl 30 times a day a bunch of orders, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
If you're going to text a girl 30 times a day a bunch o...
So… you can't dominate me if you don't know the difference - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
So… you can't dominate me if you don't know the di...
I found it very silly until I realized, like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I found it very silly until I realized, like,
He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!&q...
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:30
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster
I found it very silly, but every time he would say something that spooked me, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I found it very silly, but every time he would say something...
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punish you." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punis...
[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it seriously. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it serio...
This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anything I don't wanna do. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anyth...
Uh, I recently sat him down - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Uh, I recently sat him down
It's a wrap on Reverse Cowgirl for me personally. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
It's a wrap on Reverse Cowgirl for me personally.
I'm not trying to be lazy, I just don't think it's sexy anymore. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I'm not trying to be lazy, I just don't think it&#...
I think it's just more distracting with my knees going - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I think it's just more distracting with my knees going
I do believe the joint pop during sex - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
I do believe the joint pop during sex
We can laugh about queefs at this point. It's not embarrassing, guys love it. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
We can laugh about queefs at this point. It's not embar...
They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made that pussy fart, yeah." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made tha...
There's nothing… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
There's nothing…
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the bubble wrap?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the b...