I would've caught 'em, too, if Cheetah here hadn't have interrupted me!
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Judge Doom:
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Rummaging around in a lady's dressing room? Tsk, tsk, tsk. What were you looking for, Mr. Valiant? Jessica Rabbit:
Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir. Eddie Valiant:
Look, doll, if I'd wanted underwear, I'd have broken into Frederick's of Hollywood. You know damn well I was looking for Marvin Acme's will. Judge Doom:
Marvin Acme had no will. I should know; the estate's in my jurisdiction. Eddie Valiant:
Oh, there was a will all right. And she and R.K. Maroon killed him for it. Jessica Rabbit:
[offended]
That's absurd! Eddie Valiant:
Someone else is in here looking for the will, too. Probably Maroon's flunkies. [gestures toward the gorilla bouncer] Eddie Valiant:
I would've caught 'em, too, if Cheetah here hadn't have interrupted me!
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Rummaging around in a lady's dressing room? Tsk, tsk, tsk. What were you looking for, Mr. Valiant? Jessica Rabbit:
Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir. Eddie Valiant:
Look, doll, if I'd wanted underwear, I'd have broken into Frederick's of Hollywood. You know damn well I was looking for Marvin Acme's will. Judge Doom:
Marvin Acme had no will. I should know; the estate's in my jurisdiction. Eddie Valiant:
Oh, there was a will all right. And she and R.K. Maroon killed him for it. Jessica Rabbit:
[offended]
That's absurd! Eddie Valiant:
Someone else is in here looking for the will, too. Probably Maroon's flunkies. [gestures toward the gorilla bouncer] Eddie Valiant:
I would've caught 'em, too, if Cheetah here hadn't have interrupted me!
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Gingerbread Lane's this way BRAKES SQUEALING
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So Valiant you call a cab or what
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Hubba hubba hubba Allow me mademoiselle
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So how long have you known it was Doom
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Before poor Marvin Acme was killed he confided in me
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that Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown
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and he wouldn't stop at anything
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So he gave you the will for safekeeping
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That's what he told me
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Except when I opened the envelope
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there was only a blank piece of paper inside
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Huh A joker to the end So where to already
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My meter's runnin' I have to find my darling husband
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Movie Summary
A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.
