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[after Eddie's done with his job, he takes a rest and then wakes up screaming by Roger in bed] Eddie Valiant:
[angrily]
How the hell did you get in here? Roger Rabbit:
Through the mail slot. I thought it would be best if I waited inside, seein' as how I'm wanted for murder! Eddie Valiant:
No kiddin'. Just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting. Eddie Valiant:
[looks at him]
Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here? Roger Rabbit:
Nobody. Not a soul except, uh... Eddie Valiant:
Who? Roger Rabbit:
Well, you see... Roger Rabbit:
[jumps into his bed]
I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy. He didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the green grocer, the butcher, the baker. They didn't know. But the liquor store guy, he knew. Eddie Valiant:
[he grabs him angrily]
In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here! Get out of here! Come on. OUT! Out! Get out! Come on. Get out of here! Get your off that door, will ya? Roger Rabbit:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? Please, Eddie, don't throw me out! You're making a big mistake! I didn't kill anybody! I swear! This whole thing's a setup, a scam, a frame job. Ow! Roger Rabbit:
[Eddie pulls his legs off]
Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. OW! My whole purpose in life... is to make people... LAUGH! Roger Rabbit:
Okay, okay. Sure, I admit it
[angrily]
How the hell did you get in here? Roger Rabbit:
Through the mail slot. I thought it would be best if I waited inside, seein' as how I'm wanted for murder! Eddie Valiant:
No kiddin'. Just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting. Eddie Valiant:
[looks at him]
Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here? Roger Rabbit:
Nobody. Not a soul except, uh... Eddie Valiant:
Who? Roger Rabbit:
Well, you see... Roger Rabbit:
[jumps into his bed]
I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy. He didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the green grocer, the butcher, the baker. They didn't know. But the liquor store guy, he knew. Eddie Valiant:
[he grabs him angrily]
In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here! Get out of here! Come on. OUT! Out! Get out! Come on. Get out of here! Get your off that door, will ya? Roger Rabbit:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? Please, Eddie, don't throw me out! You're making a big mistake! I didn't kill anybody! I swear! This whole thing's a setup, a scam, a frame job. Ow! Roger Rabbit:
[Eddie pulls his legs off]
Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. OW! My whole purpose in life... is to make people... LAUGH! Roger Rabbit:
Okay, okay. Sure, I admit it
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How the hell did you get in here Through the mail slot
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I thought it would be best if I waited inside
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seein' as how I'm wanted for murder
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No kiddin' Just talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting
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Wait a minute Anybody know you're here
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Nobody Not a soul except
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Who Well you see
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I didn't know where your office was so I asked the newsboy
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He didn't know so I asked the fireman the green grocer
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the butcher the baker They didn't know
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But the liquor store guy he knew
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In other words the whole damn town knows you're here
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Get out of here Come on Out Hey take it easy will ya
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Out Get out Come on Please Eddie don't throw me out
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You're making a big mistake Get out of here
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I didn't kill anybody I swear Let go of that door will ya
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This whole thing's a setup a scam a frame job
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Eddie I could never hurt anybody
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My whole purpose in life
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is to make people
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laugh
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Okay okay Sure I admit it
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Movie Summary
A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.

