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Judge Doom:
Shave, and a haircut...Roger Rabbit:TWO BITS!

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Shave and a haircut
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Two bits
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
2,318
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:49
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.

Actors

Christopher Lloyd
Judge Doom
Christopher Lloyd
Charles Fleischer
Roger Rabbit
Charles Fleischer
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