A ladies' man, eh? The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky....
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Eddie Valiant:
A ladies' man, eh?
Baby Herman:
The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.
Eddie Valiant:
Yeah. Must be tough.
Baby Herman:
Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.
[Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt]
Baby Herman:
That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.
Eddie Valiant:
Has anybody ever seen this will?
Baby Herman:
Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
Eddie Valiant:
If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
Baby Herman:
I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
Eddie Valiant:
[angry]
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
[pushes stroller]
Baby Herman:
Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!
[cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman]
Baby Herman:
My stogie!
[sees ruined cigar]
Baby Herman:
WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...
Transcript
The lady's man?
My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust
in a 3-year-old dinky.
Yeah, must be tough.
Look, Valiant,
the rabbit didn't kill Acme.
He's not a murderer. I should know.
He's a dear friend of mine.
I tell ya, Valiant, the whole thing
stinks like yesterday's diapers.
Look at this.
The paper said Acme left no will.
That's a load of succotash.
Every Toon knows Acme had a will.
He promised to leave Toontown
to us Toons.
That will is the reason
he got bumped off.
Has anybody ever seen this will?
No, but he gave us his solemn oath.
If you believe that that joker could do
anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
I just figured since you were the one
who got my pal in trouble,
you might want to help get him out.
I can pay you.
Save your money for a pair
of elevator shoes!
Wait, no! Valiant, no! Oh, my stogie!
It ain't my fault the rabbit
got himself in trouble.
All I did was take
a couple of lousy pictures.
Baby was right.
The hell with it.
- How the hell did you get in here?
- Through the mail slot.
I thought it would be best
if I waited inside,
Clip duration: 145 seconds
Views: 440
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: A toon-hating detective is a cartoon rabbit's only hope to prove his innocence when he is accused of murder.
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