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Who Is America?

My mom always said,you know, "You're so ugly that you'd justgo out and start robbing." And...

My mom always said,
you know, "You're so ugly that you'd just
go out and start robbing." And then, once I got caught,
she said, "Luckily, you're so ugly
that no one's actually gonna ever touch
your posterior." But the joke's on her 'cause I actually got sodomized
almost every day

Full Transcript

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My mom always said, you know,
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"You're so ugly that you'd just go out and start robbing."
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And then, once I got caught, she said,
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"Luckily, you're so ugly that no one's
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actually gonna ever touch your posterior."
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But the joke's on her
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'cause I actually got sodomized almost every day.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:45
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Showtime Networks,Four by Two Films,Spelthorne Community Television

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Movie Summary

Sacha Baron Cohen offers his take on America's patriotism.
S01 • E07 This is purchased from eBay, sir, from eBay, - Who Is America? 00:06
This is purchased from eBay, sir, from eBay,
S01 • E04 You promise to give HIV to your friends? - Who Is America? 00:06
You promise to give HIV to your friends?
S01 • E06 So, now we find out, eh, your threat level. - Who Is America? 00:05
So, now we find out, eh, your threat level.
S01 • E01 If -- If I may say, - Who Is America? 00:06
If -- If I may say,
S01 • E03 I needed to find out why the Afro-diasporic community - Who Is America? 00:06
I needed to find out why the Afro-diasporic community
S01 • E07 If you were in the process of running a ring, - Who Is America? 00:10
If you were in the process of running a ring,
S01 • E06 I'm sure there are a lot of people saying mean things - Who Is America? 00:10
I'm sure there are a lot of people saying mean things
S01 • E01 Um, my husband does the sort of traditionally female - Who Is America? 00:08
Um, my husband does the sort of traditionally female
S01 • E03 The only way I could think to truly bridge this racial divide - Who Is America? 00:08
The only way I could think to truly bridge this racial divid...
S01 • E04 I want you to be HIV-positive, okay? - Who Is America? 00:05
I want you to be HIV-positive, okay?
S01 • E05 we-got-something-special-for-tonight - Who Is America? 00:22
we-got-something-special-for-tonight
S01 • E07 But do you at least admit that North Korea controls the news? - Who Is America? 00:04
But do you at least admit that North Korea controls the news...
S01 • E03 [man] There's an honest, proven conservative -- Chip Limehouse. - Who Is America? 00:04
[man] There's an honest, proven conservative -- Chip Li...
S01 • E01 I usually -- Since she does all the cooking, - Who Is America? 00:04
I usually -- Since she does all the cooking,
S01 • E04 [group chanting in native language] - Who Is America? 00:11
[group chanting in native language]
S01 • E03 [Cain-N'Degeocello] ...a wretched white politician - Who Is America? 00:09
[Cain-N'Degeocello] ...a wretched white politician
S01 • E07 comes-from-radical-liberals-called-antifa - Who Is America? 00:13
comes-from-radical-liberals-called-antifa
S01 • E01 I mean, in -- in our yurt, the -- - Who Is America? 00:14
I mean, in -- in our yurt, the --
S01 • E06 So what kind of things do they say to you? - Who Is America? 00:05
So what kind of things do they say to you?
S01 • E04 Two weeks after the election was stolen - Who Is America? 00:07
Two weeks after the election was stolen