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[Lacrobat has the Quark Bomb disguised as a giant penis on his car] Lacrobat:
Oh, no sir, this isn't pornography. Motorcycle cop:
It sure ain't a tootsy roll!
Oh, no sir, this isn't pornography. Motorcycle cop:
It sure ain't a tootsy roll!
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Oh no officer This isn't pornography
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Well it sure ain't a tootsie roll No no
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Movie Summary
A light-hearted look at the final week before doomsday. American President Johnny Cyclops is trying to run a re-election campaign while dealing with the Russians, a deposed Shah needing to be hidden, and a new weapon called a 'qua...

