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"Whoops Apocalypse" quotes

Whoops Apocalypse poster
A British satire on the beginning of WWIII.

Director: Tom Bussmann
Writer: Andrew Marshall, David Renwick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1986
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 06 May 1988
Awards: N/A

38 video clips

Sir Mortimer ChrisTv InterviewerWilliam Kubert (us Defense Secretary)President Barbara AdamsSpecialist Catering CommanderWhite House ReporterCabinet MinisterSecret Service AgentLacrobatDonaldPurveyor Of RambogramsMaxton S. PluckGen. MosqueraFlag Lt. Gerald BeaverstoneRadm. BendishDan Hickey (tv Anchorman)Virgil Grodd (american Intelligence)
But you can't be resolute without showing you're strong - Whoops Apocalypse 00:09 But you can't be resolute without showing you're... Well I guess we sit tight now - Whoops Apocalypse 00:13 Well I guess we sit tight now Santa Maya must be liberated - Whoops Apocalypse 00:14 Santa Maya must be liberated You see we in this conservative government - Whoops Apocalypse 00:11 You see we in this conservative government All right my lads - Whoops Apocalypse 00:04 All right my lads Our support for sir Mortimer Chris remains unequivocal - Whoops Apocalypse 00:32 Our support for sir Mortimer Chris remains unequivocal And it's very cheap only costs a pound - Whoops Apocalypse 00:21 And it's very cheap only costs a pound But where is the sanity in vaporising millions - Whoops Apocalypse 00:11 But where is the sanity in vaporising millions Let me see if I have this straight here - Whoops Apocalypse 00:46 Let me see if I have this straight here Oh denzil's had his hair cut - Whoops Apocalypse 00:05 Oh denzil's had his hair cut I was personally indisposed in hospital - Whoops Apocalypse 00:27 I was personally indisposed in hospital Nothing more - Whoops Apocalypse 00:26 Nothing more And now to another equally serious problem - Whoops Apocalypse 00:29 And now to another equally serious problem You mean to say - Whoops Apocalypse 00:09 You mean to say And get them posted back to their widows - Whoops Apocalypse 00:07 And get them posted back to their widows They come in seven different melodies and so can you - Whoops Apocalypse 00:05 They come in seven different melodies and so can you Please sarge can I bring the tiger - Whoops Apocalypse 00:07 Please sarge can I bring the tiger Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight - Whoops Apocalypse 00:05 Desmond put your fucking tiara on straight Use subtlety and discretion wherever possible - Whoops Apocalypse 00:05 Use subtlety and discretion wherever possible J' I have for you a message here from Mr Lacrobat j - Whoops Apocalypse 00:35 J' I have for you a message here from Mr Lacrobat j And limbo dancing under the roadblocks - Whoops Apocalypse 00:06 And limbo dancing under the roadblocks Now just who in the hell are you anyhow - Whoops Apocalypse 00:25 Now just who in the hell are you anyhow You are sure you can secure for us - Whoops Apocalypse 00:22 You are sure you can secure for us Penis is the name - Whoops Apocalypse 00:08 Penis is the name When did you actually form this theory prime minister - Whoops Apocalypse 00:53 When did you actually form this theory prime minister He's brainwashed the entire country - Whoops Apocalypse 00:14 He's brainwashed the entire country Lacrobat is the world's most wanted terrorist - Whoops Apocalypse 00:16 Lacrobat is the world's most wanted terrorist Well having established the root causes - Whoops Apocalypse 00:25 Well having established the root causes It may seem a little severe I agree - Whoops Apocalypse 00:08 It may seem a little severe I agree Oh fine good - Whoops Apocalypse 00:04 Oh fine good My client Mr Lacrobat - Whoops Apocalypse 01:05 My client Mr Lacrobat It's not the fact gentlemen - Whoops Apocalypse 01:09 It's not the fact gentlemen What do you think - Whoops Apocalypse 00:09 What do you think Edna burkavitz the woman who secured - Whoops Apocalypse 00:11 Edna burkavitz the woman who secured As I comprehend it - Whoops Apocalypse 00:11 As I comprehend it So surely you can see that nobody's life - Whoops Apocalypse 00:17 So surely you can see that nobody's life I can place my genitalia into a burning candle flame - Whoops Apocalypse 00:21 I can place my genitalia into a burning candle flame They say the Santa Maya peace talks - Whoops Apocalypse 00:13 They say the Santa Maya peace talks

Cast

Governor of Santa Maya - Stuart Saunders
Man Who Walks to the Phone - Graeme Garden
Dan Hickey (TV anchorman) - Marc Smith
President Barbara Adams - Loretta Swit
Secret Service Agent - John Benfield
All Cast