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RAdm. Bendish:
It has nothing to do with the fact that one of my soldiers has just been horribly castrated by a member of Britain's Royal Family. It is not even the fact that in the blind panic that followed, a pair of Liptons teabags were erroneously sewn back into the patient's scrotum, and the fact not discovered until three hours later when someone was rinsing out the teapot. *No*, gentlemen, *this* was the real coup de grace! *This* dispatch I found not ten minutes ago in the wire room. [quotes from paper:] RAdm. Bendish:
"Holy chopped meat! Princess Wendy went whittling with a razor yesterday and had a ball. Yes sirree, another young soldier waved goodbye to his loved ones as her Royal Highness went crazy with a cutthroat during a routine pre-op shave on British flagship HMS Lion where she was secretly transferred..." Holy godfathers! Is there any more classified information you'd like to broadcast for the world? You are a liability to every man and woman in this fleet! And I'm having you put off this ship at the next island we come to!
It has nothing to do with the fact that one of my soldiers has just been horribly castrated by a member of Britain's Royal Family. It is not even the fact that in the blind panic that followed, a pair of Liptons teabags were erroneously sewn back into the patient's scrotum, and the fact not discovered until three hours later when someone was rinsing out the teapot. *No*, gentlemen, *this* was the real coup de grace! *This* dispatch I found not ten minutes ago in the wire room. [quotes from paper:] RAdm. Bendish:
"Holy chopped meat! Princess Wendy went whittling with a razor yesterday and had a ball. Yes sirree, another young soldier waved goodbye to his loved ones as her Royal Highness went crazy with a cutthroat during a routine pre-op shave on British flagship HMS Lion where she was secretly transferred..." Holy godfathers! Is there any more classified information you'd like to broadcast for the world? You are a liability to every man and woman in this fleet! And I'm having you put off this ship at the next island we come to!
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It's not the fact gentlemen
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that one of my soldiers has just been horribly castrated
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by a member of britain's royal family
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It is not even the fact
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that in the blind panic that followed
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a pair of liptons tea bags
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were erroneously sewn back into the patient's scrotum
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And the fact not discovered until three hours later
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when someone was rinsing out the teapot
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No gentlemen
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This was the real coup de grace
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This dispatch I found not 10 minutes ago in the wire room
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Holy chopped meat
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Princess Wendy went whittling with a razor yesterday
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yes sirree
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Another young soldier waved goodbye to his loved ones
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as her royal highness went crazy with the cut throat
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during a routine pre op shave
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on britain's flagship hms lion
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where she was secretly transferred
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Oh holy godfathers
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Is there any more classified information
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you'd like to broadcast to the world
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You are a liability to every man and woman in this fleet
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and I'm having you put off this ship
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at the next island we come to
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Movie Summary
A British satire on the beginning of WWIII.
Actors
Radm. Bendish
