Are the invisible ones!
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Nigel Lipman:
When exactly did you form this theory prime minister? Sir Mortimer Chris:
To be quite honest Nigel; the pieces only started to fit together last week. I was visiting a factory in Stockport. Literally hundreds had lost their jobs, and no wonder, the place was crawling with them. Nigel Lipman:
With pixies? Sir Mortimer Chris:
Yes; sprites, elven folk. Which is why I am beginning this campaign. Nigel Lipman:
I see. [pause] Nigel Lipman:
What campaign? Sir Mortimer Chris:
The stamp out evil pixies campaign! The public have to be educated on this one Nigel. [cut to him being interviewed] Sir Mortimer Chris:
They're about two foot tall, and the worst ones [he holds up an empty jar] Sir Mortimer Chris:
are the invisible ones!
When exactly did you form this theory prime minister? Sir Mortimer Chris:
To be quite honest Nigel; the pieces only started to fit together last week. I was visiting a factory in Stockport. Literally hundreds had lost their jobs, and no wonder, the place was crawling with them. Nigel Lipman:
With pixies? Sir Mortimer Chris:
Yes; sprites, elven folk. Which is why I am beginning this campaign. Nigel Lipman:
I see. [pause] Nigel Lipman:
What campaign? Sir Mortimer Chris:
The stamp out evil pixies campaign! The public have to be educated on this one Nigel. [cut to him being interviewed] Sir Mortimer Chris:
They're about two foot tall, and the worst ones [he holds up an empty jar] Sir Mortimer Chris:
are the invisible ones!
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When did you actually form this theory prime minister
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Well to be perfectly honest Nigel
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the pieces only really sort ofjelled in my mind
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so to speak last weekend
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I was visiting a factory in stockport
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Literally hundreds had lost their jobs and small wonder
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The place was crawling with them
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With erm pixies
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Yeah pixies sprites elfin folk
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All manner of goblinry
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Certainly opened my eyes I can tell you
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That's why I've launched this new campaign
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I see
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What campaign
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The stamp out evil pixies campaign
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The public have got to be educated on this one Nigel
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Mostly they're about seven and a half inches tall
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and they get in through the air vents
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Now the worst type of all
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are the invisible ones
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Movie Summary
A British satire on the beginning of WWIII.
Actors
Sir Mortimer Chris
