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George:
Martha's got money because Martha's father's second wife, not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died, was a very old lady with warts who was very rich. Nick:
She was a witch! George:
She was a good witch, and she married the white mouse with the tiny red eyes and he must have nibbled her warts or something like that, because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately. Poof! Nick:
Poof! George:
Poof! And all that was left, aside from some wart medicine, was a big fat will. Nick:
Your wife never mentioned a stepmother. George:
Maybe it isn't true
Martha's got money because Martha's father's second wife, not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died, was a very old lady with warts who was very rich. Nick:
She was a witch! George:
She was a good witch, and she married the white mouse with the tiny red eyes and he must have nibbled her warts or something like that, because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately. Poof! Nick:
Poof! George:
Poof! And all that was left, aside from some wart medicine, was a big fat will. Nick:
Your wife never mentioned a stepmother. George:
Maybe it isn't true
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Martha has money because Martha's father's second wife
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Not Martha's mother but after Martha's mother died
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Was a very old lady who had warts who was very rich
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CHUCKLES She was a witch
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BOTH LAUGH
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She was a good witch and she married the white mouse with the tiny red eyes
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and he must have nibbled her warts or something like that
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because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately
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Poof poof LAUGHS Poof LAUGHS
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And all that was left apart from some wart medicine
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was a big fat will Oh
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Maybe LAUGHING
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Maybe my father in law
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Movie Summary
A bitter middle-aged couple, her derisive of his lowly position at a New England college, ask a new colleague and his wife over for drinks, and use them to fuel anguish and emotional pain toward each other through a distressing night

