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If I wanted to be real
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Why Are You Like This?

If I wanted to be real I could have just done a death dropand then called myself Big Hot...

If I wanted to be real I could have just done a death drop
and then called myself Big Hot Slut

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If I wanted to be real
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I could have just done a death drop and then called myself Big Hot Slut.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:43
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Jelita Alip Film

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Movie Summary

Best friends Penny and Mia set out to right all that's wrong with the world, blissfully ignorant of how many people they torment along the way.
S01 • E05 Well, the seepage you'll see in a rigid dam - Why Are You Like This? 00:08
Well, the seepage you'll see in a rigid dam
S01 • E06 An apology can never take back what she did to voiceless victims. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
An apology can never take back what she did to voiceless vic...
S01 • E02 No! No. No, sorry, I think we... bleagh! - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
No! No. No, sorry, I think we... bleagh!
S01 • E02 No, I think what we're all thinking, - Why Are You Like This? 00:10
No, I think what we're all thinking,
S01 • E04 And our next act has had a last-minute name change. - Why Are You Like This? 00:04
And our next act has had a last-minute name change.
S01 • E04 Lose your absolute minds for Big Hot Slut! - Why Are You Like This? 00:04
Lose your absolute minds for Big Hot Slut!
S01 • E06 Well, then you should be in jail for animal cruelty, too! - Why Are You Like This? 00:04
Well, then you should be in jail for animal cruelty, too!
S01 • E04 ♪ I'm not human, I'm the best ♪ - Why Are You Like This? 00:14
♪ I'm not human, I'm the best ♪
S01 • E05 The Muslim community does have mixed feelings about dogs. - Why Are You Like This? 00:04
The Muslim community does have mixed feelings about dogs.
S01 • E05 I'm sure he's very nice, but could we … - Why Are You Like This? 00:09
I'm sure he's very nice, but could we …
S01 • E06 Hey, Sandi. I've just been convincing Alma Chen to go on stage. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
Hey, Sandi. I've just been convincing Alma Chen to go o...
S01 • E06 Seeing as I basically saved the entire event today, - Why Are You Like This? 00:06
Seeing as I basically saved the entire event today,
S01 • E04 ♪ Every time we touch ♪ - Why Are You Like This? 00:24
♪ Every time we touch ♪
S01 • E01 I know! You just said. Now give me all your fucking money - Why Are You Like This? 00:07
I know! You just said. Now give me all your fucking money
S01 • E02 We are travelling more than OK! I've got this licked. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
We are travelling more than OK! I've got this licked.
S01 • E06 Please tell me you had nothing to do with this tweet. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
Please tell me you had nothing to do with this tweet.
S01 • E01 Do you have any idea what it's like to be shamed for your sexuality? - Why Are You Like This? 00:04
Do you have any idea what it's like to be shamed for yo...
S01 • E01 Have you ever been berated for holding the hand - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
Have you ever been berated for holding the hand
S01 • E05 I'm just so happy to be here for this school assembly. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
I'm just so happy to be here for this school assembly.
S01 • E06 You're a cat abuser, just like Alma. Cat abuser. - Why Are You Like This? 00:05
You're a cat abuser, just like Alma. Cat abuser.