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"Why Me?" quotes

Why Me? poster
A jewel thief steals a sacred ruby which sets off a chase by the police, the Turkish government, nutty American terrorists, and the C.I.A.

Director: Gene Quintano
Writer: Donald E. Westlake, David Koepp
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1990
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $83,882
Released: 20 Apr 1990
Awards: N/A

18 video clips

Bob The TurkGus CardinaleJune DaleyTurk #2Francis MahoneyBenjy KlopzikGatou VardebedianZacharyRalphBruno DaleyLeonFreedly
I warn you Do not make me do something that I would not do - Why Me? 00:28 I warn you Do not make me do something that I would not do In my safety deposit box - Why Me? 00:28 In my safety deposit box Who do you think has it - Why Me? 00:10 Who do you think has it Fry in hell you stoolie scum - Why Me? 00:06 Fry in hell you stoolie scum Now give me the ring or I blow my father's brains out - Why Me? 00:07 Now give me the ring or I blow my father's brains out Give it to me or I will make myself an orphan - Why Me? 00:06 Give it to me or I will make myself an orphan That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard - Why Me? 00:09 That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard What's the matter Get you face caught in a zipper - Why Me? 00:04 What's the matter Get you face caught in a zipper Hey don't try anything stupid pal - Why Me? 00:08 Hey don't try anything stupid pal My maid died all right She must have died in here - Why Me? 00:05 My maid died all right She must have died in here Jesus Ralph somebody die in here - Why Me? 00:07 Jesus Ralph somebody die in here What did you do to my living room - Why Me? 00:06 What did you do to my living room I wonder what we're gonna get for it - Why Me? 00:07 I wonder what we're gonna get for it Rene Agustin - Why Me? 00:14 Rene Agustin Long live the glorious New Armenian Liberation Party - Why Me? 00:07 Long live the glorious New Armenian Liberation Party I'm sorry for everything my kind has ever done to you - Why Me? 00:07 I'm sorry for everything my kind has ever done to you Benji Klopzik - Why Me? 00:09 Benji Klopzik Okay Yeah we'll be right down - Why Me? 00:04 Okay Yeah we'll be right down

Cast

Gus Cardinale - Christopher Lambert
June Daley - Kim Greist
Bruno Daley - Christopher Lloyd
Francis Mahoney - J.T. Walsh
Leon - Gregory Millar
All Cast