I hope, for our friendship, this is who I want it to be. Want to see how cool I am? Three...

[the phone rings and Luke hopes that Matthew can fix things with Alex over the phone] Luke: I hope, for our friendship, this is who I want it to be. Want to see how cool I am? Three rings. [Luke answers the phone] Luke: Hello? Hey, how's it goin'? Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you get my message-ges. No, I lent my car to my buddy Matt, and he was a little late coming home. No, sure. He's right here. Hold on a sec. She wants to talk to you. [hands over the phone to Matthew] Luke: Fix it. You have to fix it. Matthew: [Luke hovers near the phone to listen in] Hello? Alex: [Alex on the other end of the phone] He's full of shit, isn't he? Matthew: Yeah, he's full of shit, all right. Alex: Yeah, I knew it. Matthew: He didn't lend me his car. I took it. I stole his keys. Luke: [whispers] That's good. Alex: Why would you do that? Matthew: Because I'm a selfish idiot. And I had this whole thing going on that... I don't wanna bore you with it. Alex: Please, I insist. Matthew: Okay. Well, um... I was looking for somebody. A woman. I wasn't thinking. Got a little desperate. Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. Matthew: No. I should be apologizing to you. And I am apologizing to you. I'm very sorry that I ruined your evening. Alex: Did you find her? Matthew: I think so. Yeah. I found where she lives. Alex: Well, you should go back, and you should look for her. Matthew: I think I will. Thanks. Luke: [whispers] Okay, you're boring now. Give me the phone. Matthew: Okay, Alex. I gotta go. Alex: Nice to talk to you. Matthew: Nice to talk to you, too. Bye - bye. Matthew: [looks at Luke handing him the phone] She's nice, man. Luke: [smiles] Thanks.

I hope, for our friendship, this is who I want it to be. Want to see how cool I am? Three rings. Hello? Hey, how's it goin'? Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you get my messages? No, I lent my car to my buddy Matt, and he was a little late coming home. No, sure. He's right here. Hold on a sec. She wants to talk to you. Fix it. You have to fix it. Hello? He's full of shit. Isn't he? Yeah, he's full of shit, all right. Yeah. I knew it. He didn't lend me his car. I took it. I stole his keys. That's good. Why would you do that? Because I'm a selfish idiot. And I had this whole thing going on that... I don't wanna bore you with it. Please. I insist. Okay. Well, um... I was looking for somebody. A woman. I wasn't thinking. Got a little desperate. Oh. I'm sorry. No. I should be apologizing to you. And I am apologizing to you. I'm very sorry that I ruined your evening. Did you find her? I think so. Yeah. I found where she lives. Well. You should go back. And you should look for her. I think I will. Thanks. You're boring now. Give me the phone. - Okay, Alex. I gotta go. - Nice to talk to you. Nice to talk to you, too. Bye-bye. She's nice, man. Thanks. Hello? Okay. Why don't I just... I'll pick you up at the theater. I think not so, my lord. Dear lad, believe it, for they shall yet belie thy happy years to say thou art a man. Prosper well in this, and thou shalt live as freely as thy lord to call his fortunes thine. I'll do my best to woo your lady... and yet a barful strife. Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. Alex, what's going on? What do you mean? Well, I'm sitting in the audience and I'm getting nothing.