Ass... I'm so sorry. Hole. Hey, I could explain. You are an asshole. Do me a favor......

[Matthew returns Luke's car back late and Luke has missed his date with Alex] Luke: Ass... Matthew: I'm so sorry. Luke: Hole. Matthew: Hey, I could explain. Luke: You are an asshole. Do me a favor... Don't ask me for any more favors. Matthew: Luke... I found her. I think I found her. I found her apartment, anyway. Luke: I'm really happy for you, Matty. Matthew: I left a note under her door to meet me at the park tomorrow. Luke: [sarcastically] Guess you guys should have a picnic together. Matthew: Jesus, man. I said I was sorry. Luke: My entire evening is screwed. Matthew: Look, we're not really that late, brother. Luke: Alex doesn't wait for anyone. Trust me. I've already left three messages. Matthew: Well, why didn't you take a cab? Luke: 'Cause I was waiting for you. I was waiting for my car. Matthew: Luke, look it's not that late. You can still drive over there. Luke: Go over there? And do what? Throw little pebbles up at her window? She's gone. It's over. Just forget it. [the phone rings]

- Ass. - I'm so sorry. - Hey, I could explain. - You are an asshole. Do me a favor... Don't ask me for any more favors. Come on. Luke... I found her. I think I found her. I found her apartment, anyway. I'm really happy for you, Matty. I left a note under her door to meet me at the park tomorrow. Guess you guys should have a picnic. Jesus, man. My entire evening is screwed. Look, I'm not really that late, brother. Alex doesn't wait for anyone. Trust me. I've already left three messages. Well, why didn't you take a cab? 'Cause I was waiting for you. I was waiting for my car. Luke, it's not that late. Go over there? And do what? Throw little pebbles up at her window? She's gone. It's over. Just forget it. Maybe not. I hope, for our friendship, this is who I want it to be. Want to see how cool I am? Three rings. Hello? Hey, how's it goin'? Oh, I'm so sorry. Did you get my messages? No, I lent my car to my buddy Matt, and he was a little late coming home. No, sure. He's right here. Hold on a sec. She wants to talk to you. Fix it. You have to fix it. Hello? He's full of shit. Isn't he? Yeah, he's full of shit, all right. Yeah. I knew it. He didn't lend me his car. I took it. I stole his keys. That's good. Why would you do that? Because I'm a selfish idiot. And I had this whole thing going on that... I don't wanna bore you with it. Please. I insist. Okay.