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"Wild Wild West" quotes

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The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Jim Thomas, John Thomas, S.S. Wilson
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 4.9
BoxOffice: $113,804,681
Released: 30 Jun 1999
Awards: 15 wins & 17 nominations

54 video clips

Dr. Arliss LovelessCapt. James WestArtemus GordonJames WestRita EscobarColemanMunitiaArliss LovelessMiss EastBelle
Gordon let's ride - Wild Wild West 00:37 Gordon let's ride Give them the order to desist - Wild Wild West 00:15 Give them the order to desist Still trying to figure that out - Wild Wild West 00:33 Still trying to figure that out How nice of you to join us - Wild Wild West 00:45 How nice of you to join us And West not every situation calls for your approach of shoot first - Wild Wild West 00:12 And West not every situation calls for your approach of... May I make one request - Wild Wild West 00:13 May I make one request You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us - Wild Wild West 00:16 You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us It's nice having her on board She's a breath of fresh ass - Wild Wild West 00:20 It's nice having her on board She's a breath of... Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists - Wild Wild West 00:30 Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists Oh look - Wild Wild West 00:15 Oh look You'll be happy to know I'm creating a new agency - Wild Wild West 00:21 You'll be happy to know I'm creating a new agency I learned that from a Chinaman - Wild Wild West 00:10 I learned that from a Chinaman I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes - Wild Wild West 00:41 I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes Gentlemen I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity - Wild Wild West 00:18 Gentlemen I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother - Wild Wild West 00:08 I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother U S Marshal Coleman President wanted me to look after you - Wild Wild West 00:08 U S Marshal Coleman President wanted me to look after you LOVELESS We may not have a woodshed on board - Wild Wild West 00:07 LOVELESS We may not have a woodshed on board Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost - Wild Wild West 00:43 Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance Got it - Wild Wild West 00:06 Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck... What now Artie - Wild Wild West 00:06 What now Artie Rita my dear - Wild Wild West 00:32 Rita my dear Mr President I'll ask you once again - Wild Wild West 00:16 Mr President I'll ask you once again I have them square in my sights sire - Wild Wild West 00:08 I have them square in my sights sire GORDON Gypsy queen pirate - Wild Wild West 00:22 GORDON Gypsy queen pirate I was thinking I'd go as a government agent - Wild Wild West 00:13 I was thinking I'd go as a government agent The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful magnets - Wild Wild West 00:13 The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful... Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this part out - Wild Wild West 00:06 Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this... That's it No more Mr Knife Guy - Wild Wild West 00:04 That's it No more Mr Knife Guy He's so impetuous - Wild Wild West 00:07 He's so impetuous GORDON Bernoulli was considered insane by his peers - Wild Wild West 00:16 GORDON Bernoulli was considered insane by his peers Hold on Avanti - Wild Wild West 00:59 Hold on Avanti Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:27 Let me tell you something about your art of disguise LOVELESS Well now isn't this a coincidence - Wild Wild West 00:13 LOVELESS Well now isn't this a coincidence And tell you that the wrongs will be righted - Wild Wild West 00:12 And tell you that the wrongs will be righted That's a man's head - Wild Wild West 00:04 That's a man's head And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up - Wild Wild West 01:12 And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up What's this - Wild Wild West 00:28 What's this Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:10 Let me tell you something about your art of disguise You could put a gun on that - Wild Wild West 00:06 You could put a gun on that But let's break down that word - Wild Wild West 00:24 But let's break down that word Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - Wild Wild West 00:10 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle Well well well Dr Loveless I bet you thought it was - Wild Wild West 00:15 Well well well Dr Loveless I bet you thought it was And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart - Wild Wild West 00:06 And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart So let's see Mr West - Wild Wild West 00:29 So let's see Mr West Oh Jim - Wild Wild West 00:08 Oh Jim Now that's a whupping - Wild Wild West 00:05 Now that's a whupping Don't you just hate that song - Wild Wild West 00:06 Don't you just hate that song We'll have you out of here in a second Mr President - Wild Wild West 00:17 We'll have you out of here in a second Mr President What did you do I didn't do shit - Wild Wild West 00:09 What did you do I didn't do shit For four years I've chased the animal - Wild Wild West 00:20 For four years I've chased the animal I said to meet me in the foyer - Wild Wild West 00:45 I said to meet me in the foyer Yee ha Ha ha ha Yee ha - Wild Wild West 00:05 Yee ha Ha ha ha Yee ha

Cast

James West - Will Smith
Artemus Gordon - Kevin Kline
Dr. Arliss Loveless - Kenneth Branagh
Rita Escobar - Salma Hayek
Coleman - M. Emmet Walsh
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