"Wild Wild West" quotes

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The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing ... Read all

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Jim Thomas, John Thomas, S.S. Wilson
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 4.9
BoxOffice: $113,804,681
Released: 30 Jun 1999
Awards: 15 wins & 17 nominations

52 Clips

For four years I've chased the animal - Wild Wild West 00:20
For four years I've chased the animal
What did you do I didn't do shit - Wild Wild West 00:09
What did you do I didn't do shit
Yee ha Ha ha ha Yee ha - Wild Wild West 00:05
Yee ha Ha ha ha Yee ha
Now that's a whupping - Wild Wild West 00:05
Now that's a whupping
Oh Jim - Wild Wild West 00:08
Oh Jim
So let's see Mr West - Wild Wild West 00:29
So let's see Mr West
And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart - Wild Wild West 00:06
And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart
Still trying to figure that out - Wild Wild West 00:33
Still trying to figure that out
What's this - Wild Wild West 00:36
What's this
Well well well Dr Loveless I bet you thought it was - Wild Wild West 00:15
Well well well Dr Loveless I bet you thought it was
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - Wild Wild West 00:10
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle
But let's break down that word - Wild Wild West 00:24
But let's break down that word
You could put a gun on that - Wild Wild West 00:06
You could put a gun on that
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:10
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise
What's this - Wild Wild West 00:28
What's this
Don't you just hate that song - Wild Wild West 00:06
Don't you just hate that song
That's a man's head - Wild Wild West 00:04
That's a man's head
And tell you that the wrongs will be righted - Wild Wild West 00:12
And tell you that the wrongs will be righted
LOVELESS Well now isn't this a coincidence - Wild Wild West 00:13
LOVELESS Well now isn't this a coincidence
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise - Wild Wild West 00:27
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise
Hold on Avanti - Wild Wild West 00:36
Hold on Avanti
GORDON Bernoulli was considered insane by his peers - Wild Wild West 00:16
GORDON Bernoulli was considered insane by his peers
He's so impetuous - Wild Wild West 00:07
He's so impetuous
Give them the order to desist - Wild Wild West 00:15
Give them the order to desist
You'd rather rely on stupidity - Wild Wild West 00:06
You'd rather rely on stupidity
That's it No more Mr Knife Guy - Wild Wild West 00:04
That's it No more Mr Knife Guy
Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this part out - Wild Wild West 00:06
Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this...
The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful magnets - Wild Wild West 00:13
The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful...
And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up - Wild Wild West 00:35
And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up
I was thinking I'd go as a government agent - Wild Wild West 00:13
I was thinking I'd go as a government agent
GORDON Gypsy queen pirate - Wild Wild West 00:22
GORDON Gypsy queen pirate
I have them square in my sights sire - Wild Wild West 00:08
I have them square in my sights sire
Mr President I'll ask you once again - Wild Wild West 00:16
Mr President I'll ask you once again
I learned that from a Chinaman - Wild Wild West 00:10
I learned that from a Chinaman
Rita my dear - Wild Wild West 00:32
Rita my dear
What now Artie - Wild Wild West 00:08
What now Artie
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance Got it - Wild Wild West 00:06
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance...
Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost - Wild Wild West 00:35
Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost
LOVELESS We may not have a woodshed on board - Wild Wild West 00:07
LOVELESS We may not have a woodshed on board
U S Marshal Coleman President wanted me to look after you - Wild Wild West 00:08
U S Marshal Coleman President wanted me to look after you
I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother - Wild Wild West 00:08
I got a telegram for a Dr Loveless from his mother
Gentlemen I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity - Wild Wild West 00:18
Gentlemen I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity
You'll be happy to know I'm creating a new agency - Wild Wild West 00:21
You'll be happy to know I'm creating a new agency
I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes - Wild Wild West 00:34
I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes
Oh look - Wild Wild West 00:15
Oh look
You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us - Wild Wild West 00:16
You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us
Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists - Wild Wild West 00:30
Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists
It's nice having her on board She's a breath of fresh ass - Wild Wild West 00:20
It's nice having her on board She's a breath of fresh ass
Gordon let's ride - Wild Wild West 00:37
Gordon let's ride
May I make one request - Wild Wild West 00:13
May I make one request
And West not every situation calls for your approach of shoot first - Wild Wild West 00:12
And West not every situation calls for your approach of...
How nice of you to join us - Wild Wild West 00:37
How nice of you to join us

Cast

James West - Will Smith
Artemus Gordon - Kevin Kline
Dr. Arliss Loveless - Kenneth Branagh
Rita Escobar - Salma Hayek
Coleman - M. Emmet Walsh
General McGrath - Ted Levine
Munitia - Musetta Vander
Miss Lippenrieder - Sofia Eng
Miss East - Bai Ling
Girl In Water Tower - Garcelle Beauvais
Other Reb - Jerry Wills
Eye-Crossed Reb - Buck Taylor
Mr. Pinkerton - E.J. Callahan
Dora Lookalike - Debra Christofferson
Reb 1 - James Lashly
French Dignitary - Christian Aubert
Spanish Dignitary - Orestes Matacena
British Dignitary - Ian Abercrombie
Mexican Dignitary - Ismael 'East' Carlo
Whitehouse Aide - Bob Rumnock
Rita's Husband - Gary Carlos Cervantes
George Washington - Jerry Potter
Guard - Mik Scriba
Morton - Michael Sims
Man with Sideburns - Jeffrey J. Ayers
Railroad Executive - Glenn Craley
Saloon Roughneck - Joseph J. Dawson
Little Girl - Natalie Fabry
Formal Guest at Masquerade Ball - Phil Hawn
Guest at at Masquerade Ball - Scott Hislop
Dancer - Erik Hyler
Wrench Guy - Dennis Keiffer
Thug with Knife - David Lea
String quartet opening shot of the New Orleans Bowl scene - Benee Leavy
Confederate Cavalryman - James Marks
Metal Head - Derek Mears
Mexican Military Attache - Tiger Mendez
Living Portrait - Ty O'Neal
Shovel Guy - J.J. Perry
Young Joe Finnegan - Scott Sandler
Confederate Soldier - Bret Schweinfurth
Southern Colonel - Tom Seiler
1870s Scientist - Marshal Silverman
Railroad Worker - J. Nathan Simmons
Brothel Girl - Tracy Weisert
Saloon Girl - Jennifer Wellings