Gordon, what's your plan for getting this thing off my neck? Excuse me? Well, that's what...
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Capt. James West:
Gordon, what's your plan for getting this thing off my neck?
Artemus Gordon:
Excuse me?
Capt. James West:
Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're the master of this mechanical stuff.
Artemus Gordon:
[chuckling maniacally]
Oh ho ho, I see. *Now* I'm the "master of this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless...
[throws back his head and shouts]
Artemus Gordon:
JIM WEST!
["Jim West" echoes through the canyon]
Artemus Gordon:
...decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!
Capt. James West:
Gordon, I think you need to calm down.
Artemus Gordon:
I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff"! And I have to help you! You, the master of the STUPID STUFF! You want to get your collar off? I'll get it off!
[waves his empty hand]
Artemus Gordon:
I don't have a gun, otherwise I'd shoot it off!
[grabs a rock]
Artemus Gordon:
Here, here's something! In the true Jim West style, I'll just bash it with a rock!
Capt. James West:
Gordon, you don't want to do that...
Artemus Gordon:
Oh, but I do!
[does so]
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Gordon let's ride
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You do know how to ride
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Yes I know how to ride A horse
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Yes when something primitive is called for
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How about now A giant spider's stomping toward our President
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I was thinking of another spider
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Remember when that wasp destroyed the tarantula
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The wasp had a slight advantage It could fly
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Exactly
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In 1540 Leonardo da Vinci designed a flying machine but never finished it
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With some extrapolation and a bit of imagination I've
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We don't have time for your plans or half baked inventions
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 173
Timestamp in movie: 01h 11m 46s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, sci-fi
Summary: The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.
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