I am profoundly sorry
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Artemus Gordon:
I've been trying to place myself in Loveless' shoes. Capt. James West:
Good luck with that one. Artemus Gordon:
What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Artemus Gordon:
[Rita falls through the train's sliding roof, beside West, unseen by Gordon]
Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so... Artemus Gordon:
[turns and notices Rita]
... what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party? This is what really puzzles me, did you have any idea there were so many, so foreign, so... [quietly to West] Artemus Gordon:
How long has she been here? Capt. James West:
Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks. Artemus Gordon:
I am profoundly sorry
I've been trying to place myself in Loveless' shoes. Capt. James West:
Good luck with that one. Artemus Gordon:
What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Artemus Gordon:
[Rita falls through the train's sliding roof, beside West, unseen by Gordon]
Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so... Artemus Gordon:
[turns and notices Rita]
... what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party? This is what really puzzles me, did you have any idea there were so many, so foreign, so... [quietly to West] Artemus Gordon:
How long has she been here? Capt. James West:
Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks. Artemus Gordon:
I am profoundly sorry
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I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes
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Good luck with that one
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What could a maniac with no reproductive organs want with Rita
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Which is not to say that Rita doesn't possess a beauty
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worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting
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The curvature of her buttocks
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and the swell of that magnificent bosom
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So full so sumptuous
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So what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party
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This is what really puzzles me
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Did you have any idea there were so many
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How long has she been here Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks
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I am profoundly sorry
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Movie Summary
The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.
