To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
You could put a gun on that
Please log in to add to collections.
Wild Wild West

Then where would I keep my pencil?

[Gordon produces a notebook and pencil on wrist springs] Capt. James West:
You know, you could put a gun on that. Artemus Gordon:
Then where would I keep my pencil?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.751
You could put a gun on that
00:00:02.096 --> 00:00:04.092
Then where would I keep my pencil
Duration
6 seconds
Views
344
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:46
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
action, comedy, sci-fi
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.

Actors

Will Smith
Capt. James West
Will Smith
Kevin Kline
Artemus Gordon
Kevin Kline
Don't you just hate that song - Wild Wild West 00:06
Don't you just hate that song
Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost - Wild Wild West 00:43
Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost
How nice of you to join us - Wild Wild West 00:45
How nice of you to join us
I said to meet me in the foyer - Wild Wild West 00:45
I said to meet me in the foyer
So let's see Mr West - Wild Wild West 00:29
So let's see Mr West
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance Got it - Wild Wild West 00:06
Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck...
And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up - Wild Wild West 01:12
And I'd like to take a minute to clear a few of them up
But let's break down that word - Wild Wild West 00:24
But let's break down that word
He's so impetuous - Wild Wild West 00:07
He's so impetuous
You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us - Wild Wild West 00:16
You sawed off sadistic bastard You betrayed us
Give them the order to desist - Wild Wild West 00:15
Give them the order to desist
I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes - Wild Wild West 00:41
I've tried to place myself in Loveless' shoes
Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists - Wild Wild West 00:30
Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists
It's nice having her on board She's a breath of fresh ass - Wild Wild West 00:20
It's nice having her on board She's a breath of...
I have them square in my sights sire - Wild Wild West 00:08
I have them square in my sights sire
The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful magnets - Wild Wild West 00:13
The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful...
Rita my dear - Wild Wild West 00:32
Rita my dear
What did you do I didn't do shit - Wild Wild West 00:09
What did you do I didn't do shit
Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this part out - Wild Wild West 00:06
Gordon when you tell this story to your grandkids leave this...
Oh look - Wild Wild West 00:15
Oh look