Not if you don't, sir
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President Grant:
Gentlemen, you'll be happy to know that I'm starting a new agency, whose sole purpose is the protection of the President. Welcome to the Secret Service, Agents Number One, and Number Two. Artemus Gordon:
Thank you, Mr. President. [pause] Artemus Gordon:
Sir, if you don't mind my asking, which of us is Number One and which is Number Two? President Grant:
I don't think that really matters, Gordon, do you? Artemus Gordon:
Not if you don't, sir
Gentlemen, you'll be happy to know that I'm starting a new agency, whose sole purpose is the protection of the President. Welcome to the Secret Service, Agents Number One, and Number Two. Artemus Gordon:
Thank you, Mr. President. [pause] Artemus Gordon:
Sir, if you don't mind my asking, which of us is Number One and which is Number Two? President Grant:
I don't think that really matters, Gordon, do you? Artemus Gordon:
Not if you don't, sir
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You'll be happy to know I'm creating a new agency
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whose sole purpose is to protect the president
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Welcome to the Secret Service
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Agents number one and number two
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Thank you Mr President
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Do you mind if I ask which one is agent number one and which is number two
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I don't think that matters Do you Not if you don't
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Movie Summary
The two best special agents in the Wild West must save President Grant from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist bent on revenge for losing the Civil War.
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Artemus Gordon
