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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory quotes

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory poster
A poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.

Director: Mel Stuart
Writer: Roald Dahl, David Seltzer
Production: N/A
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $526,633
Released: 30 Jun 1971
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 2 wins & 3 nominations total

120 Clips & Quotes

The strawberries taste like strawberries - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:48 The strawberries taste like strawberries The suspense is terrible - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:21 The suspense is terrible So shines a good deed in a weary world - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 So shines a good deed in a weary world Don't just stand there - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Don't just stand there So much time and so little to do - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 So much time and so little to do There's no earthly way of knowing - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:26 There's no earthly way of knowing Some kind of funhouse - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:20 Some kind of funhouse How did you like the chocolate factory - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:15 How did you like the chocolate factory If you want to view paradise - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:33 If you want to view paradise I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:00 I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday But liquor is quicker - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 But liquor is quicker Did you hear me - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:32 Did you hear me He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:41 He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds The the lifetime supply of chocolate - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:25 The the lifetime supply of chocolate I am extraordinarily busy - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:27 I am extraordinarily busy Where is fancy bred - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:22 Where is fancy bred Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:16 Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got... They won't really be burned in the furnace - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:37 They won't really be burned in the furnace There's no better time to learn - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:15 There's no better time to learn We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 02:17 We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine... If the good Lord had intended us to walk - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:28 If the good Lord had intended us to walk Hold your breath - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Hold your breath They can't be real people - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:07 They can't be real people Get away from that thing - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:29 Get away from that thing Oompa Loompa doo pa dee dee - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:39 Oompa Loompa doo pa dee dee I've got another puzzle for you - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:37 I've got another puzzle for you What a disgusting - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:33 What a disgusting Small boys are extremely springy and elastic - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:21 Small boys are extremely springy and elastic Don't you know what this is - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:49 Don't you know what this is Quite a nice little canoe you got there - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:39 Quite a nice little canoe you got there She was a bad egg - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:14 She was a bad egg You boiled him up - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:26 You boiled him up What's that they're filling it up with - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:49 What's that they're filling it up with My dear friends - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:16 My dear friends I want the whole world - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:34 I want the whole world It's got more gas in it than a politician - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 It's got more gas in it than a politician I think I'm going to be seasick - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:28 I think I'm going to be seasick What's that for - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 What's that for Wait till I get a real one - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Wait till I get a real one Don't talk to me about contracts - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:26 Don't talk to me about contracts I do not want a boat like this - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 02:09 I do not want a boat like this I think I hit an air pocket - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:32 I think I hit an air pocket Oompa Loompa doo pa dah dee - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:34 Oompa Loompa doo pa dah dee When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:27 When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet I'm getting even with you for this - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I'm getting even with you for this If it's the last thing I ever do - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:13 If it's the last thing I ever do I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:37 I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket I assume there's an accident indemnity clause - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I assume there's an accident indemnity clause I want to go in - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:46 I want to go in Bubbles everywhere - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:19 Bubbles everywhere If you'll follow me - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:28 If you'll follow me Where are you taking me - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:54 Where are you taking me Delighted to meet you - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Delighted to meet you I'll bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I'll bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste... Why won't she listen to Mr - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:14 Why won't she listen to Mr But Easter's over - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:31 But Easter's over This is kind of strange - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:13 This is kind of strange I'm sending you the cleaning bill - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:12 I'm sending you the cleaning bill The room is getting smaller - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:12 The room is getting smaller Where's the chocolate - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:13 Where's the chocolate No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:33 No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by... Ladies and gentlemen - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:27 Ladies and gentlemen What was that we just went through - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:39 What was that we just went through But we must remember there are more important things - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:12 But we must remember there are more important things Nasty  little children gone - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 Nasty little children gone What's happening - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:02 What's happening What business are you in - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:07 What business are you in It's Wonkavision - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:26 It's Wonkavision I want another one - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:26 I want another one Swifter than eagles - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Swifter than eagles Don't worry about them - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:57 Don't worry about them You're turning violet - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:16 You're turning violet Up the airy mountain - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:36 Up the airy mountain Little surprises around every corner - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:36 Little surprises around every corner The only pretty ring time - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 The only pretty ring time How many did you open - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:01 How many did you open Don't get excited - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 Don't get excited Ya like the killings - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:18 Ya like the killings I'm getting squashed - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:19 I'm getting squashed I want a boat like this - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I want a boat like this And almost everything you'll see is eatable - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 And almost everything you'll see is eatable Time is a precious thing - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Time is a precious thing If we don't pick up enough speed - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:48 If we don't pick up enough speed What are you doing now - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:22 What are you doing now I think I'm going to be sick - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 I think I'm going to be sick I want a party with roomfuls of laughter - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:42 I want a party with roomfuls of laughter I feel very sorry for Wonka - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:22 I feel very sorry for Wonka He'll never get out - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:27 He'll never get out I'm a gum chewer - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:26 I'm a gum chewer This stuff is terrific - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:21 This stuff is terrific If it's a good egg - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:52 If it's a good egg The children are dissappearing like rabbits - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:32 The children are dissappearing like rabbits I'm Veruca Salt - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:37 I'm Veruca Salt That's the sailor's way - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 That's the sailor's way This is the great glass Wonkavator - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:17 This is the great glass Wonkavator I take very good care of my guests - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:25 I take very good care of my guests Why is it taking so long - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:25 Why is it taking so long You sure this thing'll float - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:18 You sure this thing'll float You can suck them and suck them and suck them and they'll never get any smaller - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:36 You can suck them and suck them and suck them and they'll... How 'bout this - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:29 How 'bout this I hope you enjoyed yourselves - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:33 I hope you enjoyed yourselves Oh you can't get out backwards - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:23 Oh you can't get out backwards I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:52 I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD I wouldn't do that - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:19 I wouldn't do that I've got a perfect puzzle for you - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:41 I've got a perfect puzzle for you If you are wise you'll listen to me - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:38 If you are wise you'll listen to me Somebody's touching me - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:15 Somebody's touching me And to the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize one could wish for - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:24 And to the five people who find them will come the most... A lifetime supply of chocolate - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 03:23 A lifetime supply of chocolate No one knew when the first one would hit - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:35 No one knew when the first one would hit I congratulate you - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 02:06 I congratulate you Look at the sun - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:13 Look at the sun Grandma Georgina - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:34 Grandma Georgina That's tomorrow - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:51 That's tomorrow Jumping crocodiles - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:50 Jumping crocodiles I want a golden goose - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:17 I want a golden goose You can't get out backwards - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:26 You can't get out backwards Are you guys ready - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 01:10 Are you guys ready I won't hold you responsible - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:24 I won't hold you responsible He lived happily ever after - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 00:20 He lived happily ever after

Cast

Willy Wonka - Gene Wilder
Grandpa Joe - Jack Albertson
Charlie - Peter Ostrum
Mr. Salt - Roy Kinnear
Veruca Salt - Julie Dawn Cole
Mr. Beauregarde - Leonard Stone
Violet Beauregarde - Denise Nickerson
Mrs. Teevee - Nora Denney
Mike Teevee - Paris Themmen
Mrs. Gloop - Ursula Reit
Augustus Gloop - Michael Bollner
Mrs. Bucket - Diana Sowle
Mr. Turkentine - David Battley
Mr. Slugworth - Günter Meisner
The Tinker - Peter Capell
Mr. Jopeck - Werner Heyking
Winkelmann - Peter Stuart
Grandma Georgina - Dora Altmann
Oompa Loompa - Rudy Borgstaller
Computer Operator - Tim Brooke-Taylor
Oompa Loompa - George Claydon
Henrietta Salt - Pat Coombs
Auctioneer - Frank Delfino
Oompa Loompa - Malcolm Dixon
Stanley Kael - Second Newscaster - Stephen Dunne
Mr. Slugworth - Walker Edmiston
Reporter in Germany - Michael Gahr
Oompa Loompa - Rusty Goffe
Mr. Teavee - Michael Goodliffe
Mr. Gloop - Kurt Großkurth
Japanese Candy Store Owner - Shin Hamano
Oompa Loompa - Ismed Hassan
First Newscaster - Jack Latham
Grandma Josephine - Franziska Liebing
Mrs. Curtis - Gloria Manon
Oompa Loompa - Norman McGlen
Oompa Loompa - Angelo Muscat
FBI Agent - Ed Peck
Oompa Loompa - Pepi Poupee
Oompa Loompa - Marcus Powell
Peter Goff - Bob Roe
Madeline Durkin - Madeline Stuart
Oompa Loompa - Albert Wilkinson
Grandpa George - Ernst Ziegler