Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka? Willy Wonka: [pointedly ignoring him and Charlie] I am extraordinarily busy, sir. Grandpa Joe: [tentatively] I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. The-the lifetime supply

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Grandpa Joe:
Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka:
[pointedly ignoring him and Charlie]
I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe:
[tentatively]
I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. The-the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. Wh-When does he get it?
Willy Wonka:
He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe:
Why not?
Willy Wonka:
Because he broke the rules.
Grandpa Joe:
What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
[Charlie shakes his head briefly]

Willy Wonka:
[springs up from his chair, angrily]
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
[grabs a magnifying glass and reads]

Willy Wonka:
I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
[slams the contract copy and the magnifying glass down, continues shouting]

Willy Wonka:
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
[turns back to his work]

Grandpa Joe:
[shocked]
You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are!
[angrily]

Grandpa Joe:
How could you do something like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!
Willy Wonka:
[shouts even louder]
I said good day!
Grandpa Joe:
Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here. I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I'll ever do. If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.

Transcript:
GRANDPA: Mr. Wonka?
WONKA: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
I just wanted to ask about the chocolate.
The lifetime supply of chocolate.
For Charlie.
When does he get it?
WONKA: He doesn't.
GRANDPA: Why not?
WONKA: Because he broke the rules.
What rules?
We didn't see any rules, did we?
Wrong, sir!
Under Section 37-B
of the contract signed by him...
it states quite clearly that
all offers shall become null and void if...
And you can read it for yourself
in this photostat copy:
" I, the undersigned...
" shall forfeit all rights,
privileges, and licenses...
" herein contained," etc.
'"Fax mentis incendium
gloriae culpum, '"etc.
It's all there, black and white,
clear as crystal!
You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!
You bumped into the ceiling which
now has to be washed and sterilized!
So you get nothing!
You lose!
Good day, sir!
You're a crook.
You're a cheat and a swindler,
that's what you are.
How can you do a thing like this?
Build up a little boy's hopes and
then smash all his dreams to pieces.
You're an inhuman monster!
I said, good day!
Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here.
I'll get even with him
if it's the last thing I ever do.
If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
he'll get one.
Mr. Wonka.
WONKA: " So shines a good deed
in a weary world. "
Charlie.
My boy.
You've won!
You did it!
I just knew you would!
Forgive me for putting you through this.
Please forgive me.
Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
WILKINSON: Pleasure.
CHARLIE: Slugworth.
No, that's not Slugworth.
He works for me.
CHARLIE: For you?
WONKA: I had to test you, Charlie.
And you passed the test. You won!
GRANDPA: Won what?
WONKA: The jackpot, my dear sir.
WONKA: The grand and glorious jackpot.
CHARLIE: The chocolate?
The chocolate, yes.
But that's just the beginning.
We have to get on.
We have so much time and so little to do.
WONKA: Strike that. Reverse it.
This way, please.
We'll take the Wonkavator.
Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.
- This is the great glass Wonkavator.
- It's an elevator.
It's a Wonkavator.
An elevator only goes up and down.
But the Wonkavator goes sideways,
slantways, longways, back ways...
CHARLIE: And front ways?
WONKA:... and any other ways you think of.

Clip duration: 207 seconds
Views: 19
Timestamp in movie: 01:32:46
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: family, fantasy, musical
Summary: A poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.


Actors

Grandpa Joe - Jack Albertson
Willy Wonka - Gene Wilder