We're there. Where? Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore!...

[Willy Wonka and the group are still on the boat and are at the hallway outside the inventing room] Willy Wonka: We're there. Mrs. Teevee: Where? Willy Wonka: Here. A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. All ashore! Mr. Beauregarde: Let me off this crate! Mike Teevee: Now why don't they show stuff like that on T.V.? Mrs. Teevee: I don't know. Mr. Salt: What a nightmare. Veruca Salt: Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. [Charlie and Grandpa Joe look and read a sign at the door] Charlie: Dairy cream... Grandpa Joe: Whipped cream... Charlie: Coffee cream... Grandpa Joe: Vanilla cream... Charlie, Grandpa Joe: Hair cream? Willy Wonka: Meine Herrschaften, schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit. [Translation: My dominions, please give me your attention] Mrs. Teevee: That's not French. Willy Wonka: Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik. [Translation: You have now come to the most interesting and, at the same time, the most secret room of my factory] Mr. Salt: I can't take much more of this. Willy Wonka: Meine Damen und Herren, der Inventing Room. [Translation: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Inventing Room] Willy Wonka: Now, remember: No messing about, no touching, no tasting, no telling. Grandpa Joe: No telling what? Willy Wonka: You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes, so don't touch a thing!