Well, they can't be real people. Why, of course they're real people. Stuff and nonsense!...
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Violet Beauregarde:
Well, they can't be real people.
Willy Wonka:
Why, of course they're real people.
Mr. Salt:
Stuff and nonsense!
Willy Wonka:
No, Oompa Loompas.
The Group:
[turning around]
Oompa Loompas?
Willy Wonka:
From Loompaland.
Mrs. Teevee:
Loompaland? There's no such place.
Willy Wonka:
Excuse me, dear lady, but...
Mrs. Teevee:
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Willy Wonka:
Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."
Mr. Salt:
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Willy Wonka:
I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Veruca Salt:
Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!
Mr. Salt:
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca Salt:
[whining]
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Violet Beauregarde:
Can it, you nit!
Transcript
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VIOLET They can't be real people WONKA Of course they're real people
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Nonsense
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No Oompa Loompas ALL Oompa Loompas
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From Loompaland
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Loompaland There's no such place
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Excuse me dear lady
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I teach geography
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Then you know all about it
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And what a terrible country it is
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Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts
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The poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless
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they would get gobbled up
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A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them for breakfast and think nothing of it
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And so I said
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Come and live with me in peace and safety
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away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers
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and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids
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Snozzwangers Vermicious Knids What kind of rubbish is that
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I'm sorry questions must be submitted in writing
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So in the greatest of secrecy
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I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas here
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I want an Oompa Loompa I want you to get me one right away
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All right I'll get you one before the day's out
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I want an Oompa Loompa now
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Can it you nit
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 304
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 07s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: family, fantasy, musical
Summary: A poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.
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00:53 I've got another puzzle for you
00:18 What a disgusting
00:39 Small boys are extremely springy and elastic
00:21 Don't you know what this is
00:17 Quite a nice little canoe you got there
00:09 She was a bad egg
00:21 You boiled him up
00:28 What's that they're filling it up with
00:17 My dear friends
00:16 I want the whole world
00:14 It's got more gas in it than a politician
00:56 I think I'm going to be seasick
00:10 What's that for
00:09 Wait till I get a real one
00:08 Don't talk to me about contracts
01:04 I do not want a boat like this
00:24 I think I hit an air pocket
01:03 Oompa Loompa doo pa dah dee
00:06 When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet