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Pa Kegan: You ain't a piano player, you ain't an artist. You got no business sense, no political sense. What the hell do you want anyway? Where are your values in life?
Nick Kegan: I honestly don't know.
Pa Kegan: Do you get laid? I ask you, do you get laid?
Nick Kegan: Yeah.
Pa Kegan: Do you know how many times your brother got laid when he was in office?
Nick Kegan: What are you, the 'National Inquirer'?
Pa Kegan: One thousand seventy-two, and with a schedule like his
Nick Kegan: I honestly don't know.
Pa Kegan: Do you get laid? I ask you, do you get laid?
Nick Kegan: Yeah.
Pa Kegan: Do you know how many times your brother got laid when he was in office?
Nick Kegan: What are you, the 'National Inquirer'?
Pa Kegan: One thousand seventy-two, and with a schedule like his
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You know that You ain't a piano player you ain't an artist
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You got no business sense no political sense
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What the hell do you want anyway Where are your values in life
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I honestly don't know
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Do you get laid
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I ask you do you get laid Yeah
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You know how many times your brother got laid in office
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What are you the national inquirer One thousand seventy two
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And with a schedule like his
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Movie Summary
The younger brother of an assassinated US President is led down a rabbit hole of conspiracies and dead ends after learning of a man claiming to be the real shooter.
