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Wise Guys

Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein are both errand boys for the Mob. When they lose two hundred fifty thousand dollars, they are set up to kill each other. But they run off to Atlantic City, and comedy follows.

Director

Brian De Palma

Year

Genre

Box Office

$8,475,466

Production

N/A

Awards

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Harry Valentini

Moe Dickstein

Bobby DiLea

Marco

Anthony Castelo

Frank 'The Fixer' Acavano

Lil Dickstein

Wanda Valentini

Aunt Sadie

Grandma Valentini

Harry Jr.

Santo Ravallo

Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione

Louie Fontucci

Al the Bookie

Rick Petrucelli

Karl the Desk Clerk

Anthony Holland

Bellhop

Marcelino Rivera

Parking Valet

Joseph Cipriano

Roulette Operator

Julius Cristinzio

Maitre d'

Priest

Alessandro Falcini

Mrs. Fixer

Massuese

Massuese

Massuese

Stephanie Quinn

Luggage Salesperson

Cecilia I. Battaglini

Pit Boss

Frank D. Formica

Roulette Dealer

Clothing Salesman

Bradley Neilson

Jewelry Saleswoman

Maryellen Nugent

Thug

Hood

Hood

Tailor

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Don R. Richardson

Birthday Guest

Johnny George Sarno

Birthday Guest

Birthday Guest

Catherine Scorsese

Birthday Guest

Charles Scorsese

Race Track Bettor

Race Track Bettor

Race Track Bettor

Race Track Bettor

Race Track Bettor

Race Track Bettor

Richardson Taylor

Daughter

Leanne Bertrand

FBI Agent

Race Track Bettor

Jersey City bar patron

Gangster

Birthday Guest

Ruth Leon Weiman

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Santo Ravallo Joey 'new Shoes' Siclione Frank "the Fixer" Acavano Harry Valentini Moe Dickstein Anthony Costelo Louie Fontucci

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me - Wise Guys

Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me

- What are you so happy about?
- Oh, I don't know. - Wise Guys

- What are you so happy about? - Oh, I don't know.

- Is she on your case again?
- What else is new? - Wise Guys

- Is she on your case again? - What else is new?

Hey I heard you got your kid a new 10 speed bike - Wise Guys

Hey I heard you got your kid a new 10 speed bike

Let's make this quick.
I wanna go home and change. - Wise Guys

Let's make this quick. I wanna go home and change.

Mr. Castelo,
you forgot about me and Moe. - Wise Guys

Mr. Castelo, you forgot about me and Moe.

This is your grocery list
and your dry cleaning. - Wise Guys

This is your grocery list and your dry cleaning.

The jacket actually is bulletproof. - Wise Guys

The jacket actually is bulletproof.

The jacket actually is bulletproof - Wise Guys

The jacket actually is bulletproof

- Oh, my God! He's gonna start the car!
- Oh, no. - Wise Guys

- Oh, my God! He's gonna start the car! - Oh, no.

Even money, it's the ignition,
2-1, it's the door. - Wise Guys

Even money, it's the ignition, 2-1, it's the door.

Shit! I don't believe it. - Wise Guys

Shit! I don't believe it.

Five hundred on the ignition.
In 15 seconds. - Wise Guys

Five hundred on the ignition. In 15 seconds.

One, two... - Wise Guys

All right, Harry. You did it, man. - Wise Guys

All right, Harry. You did it, man.

I hate this fucking job - Wise Guys

I hate this fucking job

Happy birthday to you - Wise Guys

Happy birthday to you

- Where you going?
- Can I come along for the ride? - Wise Guys

- Where you going? - Can I come along for the ride?

Where you going Can I come along for the ride - Wise Guys

Where you going Can I come along for the ride

Nice lane change, Frank. - Wise Guys

Nice lane change, Frank.

Look at all this money in here. - Wise Guys

Look at all this money in here.

Big giant golden brown knishes - Wise Guys

Big giant golden brown knishes

I'd like to place a bet on My Baby.
A thousand dollars, 10 times to win, please. - Wise Guys

I'd like to place a bet on My Baby. A thousand dollars,...

I truly believe that there would be
another way out of this... - Wise Guys

I truly believe that there would be another way out of this....

- What are you gonna do with those dogs?
- What do you think, dickmeat? - Wise Guys

- What are you gonna do with those dogs? - What do you think...

They're protecting each other Let me waste them Mr Castelo - Wise Guys

They're protecting each other Let me waste them Mr...

That kind of piece. - Wise Guys

That kind of piece.

Take it! - Wise Guys

Kill Harry - Wise Guys

Hey... - Wise Guys

We better watch him to make sure
he doesn't tip Harry or Moe off. - Wise Guys

We better watch him to make sure he doesn't tip Harry o...

Mr. Castelo must've gained respect
for us last night. - Wise Guys

Mr. Castelo must've gained respect for us last night.

Moe, I was thinking about last night. - Wise Guys

Moe, I was thinking about last night.

What are you doing? - Wise Guys

What are you doing?

- Where you going, Harry?
- Down here. This alley's the scenic route. - Wise Guys

- Where you going, Harry? - Down here. This alley's the...

He doesn't want us to do that,
does he, Harry? - Wise Guys

He doesn't want us to do that, does he, Harry?

The Fixer loves that car.
If we take it, he'll kill us. - Wise Guys

The Fixer loves that car. If we take it, he'll kill us.

All right. - Wise Guys

Yeah. - Wise Guys

I hope the Fixer likes pink. - Wise Guys

I hope the Fixer likes pink.

Boy, the Fixer really loves this car, Moe. - Wise Guys

Boy, the Fixer really loves this car, Moe.

Don't touch the chrome.
Don't touch the windows. - Wise Guys

Don't touch the chrome. Don't touch the windows.

- Watch out for the sign!
- What sign? - Wise Guys

- Watch out for the sign! - What sign?

Watch out for the sign What sign - Wise Guys

Watch out for the sign What sign

What are we doing here? - Wise Guys

What are we doing here?

Thank you Mr Acavano - Wise Guys

Thank you Mr Acavano

Hello, Mr. Castelo.
They're in Atlantic City. - Wise Guys

Hello, Mr. Castelo. They're in Atlantic City.

Acavano. - Wise Guys

- My good man.
- Thank you, Mr. Acavano. - Wise Guys

- My good man. - Thank you, Mr. Acavano.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Mr. Acavano. - Wise Guys

- Thank you. - Thank you, Mr. Acavano.

Is this your card, sir? - Wise Guys

Is this your card, sir?

- He didn't come with us.
- We did him a big favor. - Wise Guys

- He didn't come with us. - We did him a big favor.

I wanna know what
the hell's going on here, Harry. - Wise Guys

I wanna know what the hell's going on here, Harry.

So you came down all the way from
Newark just to see Uncle Mike? - Wise Guys

So you came down all the way from Newark just to see Uncle M...

- Trouble, Moe.
- What, Uncle Mike? - Wise Guys

- Trouble, Moe. - What, Uncle Mike?

Whose fucking car is that? - Wise Guys

Whose fucking car is that?

I'm looking for two good friends of mine,
Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein. - Wise Guys

I'm looking for two good friends of mine, Harry Valenti...

But how? How could you be so stupid? - Wise Guys

But how? How could you be so stupid?

You really believe that's
gonna get you out of this? - Wise Guys

You really believe that's gonna get you out of this?

Hey watch out will you - Wise Guys

Hey watch out will you

Hey, watch out, will you? - Wise Guys

Hey, watch out, will you?

All right, go upstairs and get Moe ready. - Wise Guys

All right, go upstairs and get Moe ready.

I gotta kill him. - Wise Guys

I gotta kill him.

No, I just dropped the phone. - Wise Guys

No, I just dropped the phone.

There'll be 250 grand on Valentini's body.
I trust you'll bring my money back. - Wise Guys

There'll be 250 grand on Valentini's body. I trust...

It kind of feels like this whole thing
was meant to be. - Wise Guys

It kind of feels like this whole thing was meant to be.

Black. - Wise Guys

Two champagne cocktails, please. - Wise Guys

Two champagne cocktails, please.

It's part of the grand design - Wise Guys

It's part of the grand design

- No more bets.
- Here comes Mr. Lucky. - Wise Guys

- No more bets. - Here comes Mr. Lucky.

All right, thank you very much.
We're gonna make some bets now. - Wise Guys

All right, thank you very much. We're gonna make some b...

- Dad!
- No! Harry! - Wise Guys

- Dad! - No! Harry!

If there's anything I can do... - Wise Guys

If there's anything I can do...

Listen to this, Harry. - Wise Guys

Listen to this, Harry.

My only regret is that I cannot send
Joey Siclione, Frank the Fixer... - Wise Guys

My only regret is that I cannot send Joey Siclione, Frank th...

- You sure this is gonna work?
- Nothing can go wrong this time. - Wise Guys

- You sure this is gonna work? - Nothing can go wrong this t...

There's a skeleton in the kitchen. - Wise Guys

There's a skeleton in the kitchen.

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Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein are both errand boys for the Mob. When they lose two hundred fifty thousand dollars, they are set up to kill each other. But they run off to Atlantic City, and comedy follows.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Brian De Palma

Writer: George Gallo, Norman Steinberg

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 1986

MetaScore: 62/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: $8,475,466

Released: 18 Apr 1986

Awards: N/A

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