"Withnail & I" quotes
137 video clips
00:37 I have of late but wherefore I know not
00:34 Listen to this Curse of the Supermen
00:35 I might fetch you up a rabbit
00:37 Hm The carrot has mystery
00:17 Marwood off 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this
00:18 Withnail Are you the farmer
00:05 How should I know I feel like a pig shat on my head
00:07 Balls We want the finest wines available to humanity
00:06 I mean free to those that can afford it and very expensive...
00:47 Right you fucker I'm gonna do the washing up
00:25 I don't advise a haircut man
00:18 All right This is the plan
00:20 Withnail Look at that Look at that
00:16 I must have some booze
00:32 What about him
00:46 He's going into your room
00:27 Marwood off Even a stopped clock gives the right time
00:27 The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman
01:05 There's one over there that doesn't like the...
00:51 Do you like vegetables
00:39 Don't get uptight with me
00:11 If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money
00:18 This place is uninhabitable
00:15 Time gents please
00:35 Marwood trembling off I could hardly piss straight with fear
00:20 Oh look at this little bastard
00:30 Yeah my partner's got a really good idea for making...
00:38 This is ridiculous
00:34 Marwood off Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights...
00:41 I wouldn't drink that if I were you
00:09 I've just narrowly avoided having a buggering
01:13 It's true I crept the boards in my youth
00:56 Grab its ring Keep your bag up
00:30 Right Now we're going to have to approach this...
00:15 Scrubbers
01:02 I recommend you smoke some more grass
00:46 Have you got some soup
00:08 What is it What have you found
00:14 Tell him if you must I no longer care
00:14 You're not leaving me in here alone
01:05 We want them here and we want them now
00:34 Marwood Gimme a downer Danny My brain's capsizing...
00:17 Has he just been busted
00:25 Listen I pay you 10 percent to do that
00:13 I think we've been in here too long
00:29 Oh Christ Almighty
00:51 What are we supposed to do with that
00:21 With this far out looking hat
00:35 Withnail I've some extremely distressing news
00:18 Bastards
00:48 How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack
00:12 I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a bum
00:21 Jesus look at that
00:21 Monty Beastly little parasite
00:08 Look here my cousin's a Q C
00:56 The old order changeth
00:17 Poor old bastard
00:11 Here hare here
00:10 What's going on
00:10 I got a bastard behind the eyes
00:32 It's all your fault
00:32 You shouldn't treat each other so badly
00:30 How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader
00:08 Here comes another fucker
00:22 Danny Where exactly have you two been
00:46 Withnail At some point or another I wanna stop and get hold
00:29 VVegetables again We'll sprout fucking feelers soon
00:16 I can never touch meat until it's cooked
00:09 Get your kit together We're leaving in half an hour
00:13 Jesus you're covered in shit
00:25 Listen I know what you're thinking but I had no...
00:10 What happened to your cigar commercial
00:11 Withnail There must and shall be aspirin
00:07 I'll say one thing for Monty
00:08 You can stuff it up your arse for nothing
00:19 You know what we should do
00:07 No Phone
00:15 Don't vent spleen on me I'm in the same boat
00:28 Monty indeed I remember my first agent
00:25 Get that damned swine out of here
00:45 What do you want
00:15 What happened to your leg
00:07 I'm preparing myself to forgive you
00:31 Monty Laisse moi respirer
00:18 And have another look in that shed Find anything
00:15 A coward you are and expert on bulls you are not
00:12 I think a drink don't you
00:31 Excuse me
00:18 Come on lads let's get home The sky's beginning to...
Cast
Withnail - Richard E. Grant
... & I - Paul McGann
Monty - Richard Griffiths
Danny - Ralph Brown
Jake - Michael Elphick