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Withnail & I

In 1969, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous.

Director

Bruce Robinson

Year

Genre

Box Office

$1,544,889

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 1 nomination

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Withnail

Richard E. Grant

... & I

Monty

Richard Griffiths

Danny

Jake

Michael Elphick

Irishman

Daragh O'Malley

Isaac Parkin

Mrs. Parkin

Una Brandon-Jones

Raymond (General)

Mabs Blenehassit (Waitress)

Irene Sutcliffe

Tea Shop Proprietor

Policeman 1

Policeman 2

Presuming Ed

Lady in Tea Room

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Alecia St Leger

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Withnail Danny Monty Irishman Isaac Parkin Policeman 2 Waitress Tea Shop Proprietor Jake Mrs. Parkin General Policeman 1

Marwood off 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this - Withnail & I

Marwood off 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this

Listen to this Curse of the Supermen - Withnail & I

Listen to this Curse of the Supermen

Jesus look at that - Withnail & I

Jesus look at that

Marwood off Even a stopped clock gives the right time - Withnail & I

Marwood off Even a stopped clock gives the right time

Why don't you ask your father How can it be so cold in here - Withnail & I

Why don't you ask your father How can it be so cold in...

I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a bum - Withnail & I

I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a bum

Look at us Nothing that reasonable members of society - Withnail & I

Look at us Nothing that reasonable members of society

What happened to your cigar commercial - Withnail & I

What happened to your cigar commercial

September it's a bad patch - Withnail & I

September it's a bad patch

Oh look at this little bastard - Withnail & I

Oh look at this little bastard

Have you been at the controls - Withnail & I

Have you been at the controls

I must have some booze - Withnail & I

I must have some booze

I wouldn't drink that if I were you - Withnail & I

I wouldn't drink that if I were you

All right This is the plan - Withnail & I

All right This is the plan

If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money - Withnail & I

If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money

What about him - Withnail & I

Marwood trembling off I could hardly piss straight with fear - Withnail & I

Marwood trembling off I could hardly piss straight with fear

I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose - Withnail & I

I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose

Big man Perfumed ponce - Withnail & I

Big man Perfumed ponce

There's one over there that doesn't like the perfume The big one - Withnail & I

There's one over there that doesn't like the...

Marwood off Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without - Withnail & I

Marwood off Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights...

Don't vent spleen on me I'm in the same boat - Withnail & I

Don't vent spleen on me I'm in the same boat

Marwood off Danny's here - Withnail & I

Marwood off Danny's here

Danny You're looking very beautiful man - Withnail & I

Danny You're looking very beautiful man

With this far out looking hat - Withnail & I

With this far out looking hat

Yeah my partner's got a really good idea for making dolls - Withnail & I

Yeah my partner's got a really good idea for making...

I don't advise a haircut man - Withnail & I

I don't advise a haircut man

Has he just been busted - Withnail & I

Has he just been busted

Don't get uptight with me - Withnail & I

Don't get uptight with me

I'm not having this shag sack insulting me - Withnail & I

I'm not having this shag sack insulting me

This doll is extremely dangerous - Withnail & I

This doll is extremely dangerous

Trade Phenodihydrochloride benzorex - Withnail & I

Trade Phenodihydrochloride benzorex

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing - Withnail & I

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing

Have either of you got shoes - Withnail & I

Have either of you got shoes

Do you like vegetables - Withnail & I

Do you like vegetables

Chin chin - Withnail & I

Hm The carrot has mystery - Withnail & I

Hm The carrot has mystery

Monty Beastly little parasite - Withnail & I

Monty Beastly little parasite

It's true I crept the boards in my youth - Withnail & I

It's true I crept the boards in my youth

Monty indeed I remember my first agent - Withnail & I

Monty indeed I remember my first agent

Where did you school - Withnail & I

Where did you school

Get that damned swine out of here - Withnail & I

Get that damned swine out of here

I mean free to those that can afford it and very expensive to those who can't - Withnail & I

I mean free to those that can afford it and very expensive...

Scrubbers - Withnail & I

Withnail Look at that Look at that - Withnail & I

Withnail Look at that Look at that

Withnail At some point or another I wanna stop and get hold - Withnail & I

Withnail At some point or another I wanna stop and get hold

I got a bastard behind the eyes - Withnail & I

I got a bastard behind the eyes

How should I know I feel like a pig shat on my head - Withnail & I

How should I know I feel like a pig shat on my head

Withnail There must and shall be aspirin - Withnail & I

Withnail There must and shall be aspirin

What are you doing - Withnail & I

What are you doing

Right Now we're going to have to approach this scientifically - Withnail & I

Right Now we're going to have to approach this...

This place is uninhabitable - Withnail & I

This place is uninhabitable

What do you want - Withnail & I

What do you want

Jesus you're covered in shit - Withnail & I

Jesus you're covered in shit

And have another look in that shed Find anything - Withnail & I

And have another look in that shed Find anything

How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack - Withnail & I

How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack

Withnail Are you the farmer - Withnail & I

Withnail Are you the farmer

We're bona fide We're not from London - Withnail & I

We're bona fide We're not from London

You know what we should do - Withnail & I

You know what we should do

What happened to your leg - Withnail & I

What happened to your leg

What are we supposed to do with that - Withnail & I

What are we supposed to do with that

I've already put a two shilling piece in - Withnail & I

I've already put a two shilling piece in

Listen I pay you 10 percent to do that - Withnail & I

Listen I pay you 10 percent to do that

Bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in the Sea Gull - Withnail & I

Bastard asked me to understudy Constantine in the Sea Gull

Grab its ring Keep your bag up - Withnail & I

Grab its ring Keep your bag up

A coward you are and expert on bulls you are not - Withnail & I

A coward you are and expert on bulls you are not

These have been fed from asshole to beak - Withnail & I

These have been fed from asshole to beak

Excuse me - Withnail & I

I might fetch you up a rabbit - Withnail & I

I might fetch you up a rabbit

Don't threaten me with a dead fish - Withnail & I

Don't threaten me with a dead fish

Withnail Fancy that silage heap hanging around up here - Withnail & I

Withnail Fancy that silage heap hanging around up here

Bastards - Withnail & I

VVegetables again We'll sprout fucking feelers soon - Withnail & I

VVegetables again We'll sprout fucking feelers soon

You're not leaving me in here alone - Withnail & I

You're not leaving me in here alone

This is ridiculous - Withnail & I

This is ridiculous

Look at my tongue - Withnail & I

Look at my tongue

He's going into your room - Withnail & I

He's going into your room

I think we've been in here too long - Withnail & I

I think we've been in here too long

The old order changeth - Withnail & I

The old order changeth

Which of you is going to be a splendid fellow - Withnail & I

Which of you is going to be a splendid fellow

Monty Uh what on earth are those - Withnail & I

Monty Uh what on earth are those

I brought two of these in case you were good in the kitchen - Withnail & I

I brought two of these in case you were good in the kitchen

I can never touch meat until it's cooked - Withnail & I

I can never touch meat until it's cooked

I think a drink don't you - Withnail & I

I think a drink don't you

Time gents please - Withnail & I

Time gents please

Where is he I'm utterly arseholed - Withnail & I

Where is he I'm utterly arseholed

Balls We want the finest wines available to humanity - Withnail & I

Balls We want the finest wines available to humanity

We want them here and we want them now - Withnail & I

We want them here and we want them now

Where is he - Withnail & I

It's all your fault - Withnail & I

It's all your fault

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In 1969, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Bruce Robinson

Writer: Bruce Robinson

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 1987

MetaScore: 84/100

ImdbRating: 7.6

BoxOffice: $1,544,889

Released: 19 Jun 1987

Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

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