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Hm The carrot has mystery
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Marwood: [voiceover] If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. It was like walking into a lung. A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down] General: Thought I was going for a minute. But no man's put me down yet. Have you had any training in the martial arts? Withnail: Yes, as a matter of fact I have. Before I became a journalist I was in the Territorials. General: Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. You can never, never disguise it. Withnail: What were you in? General: Tanks. Afrika Korps. A little before your time. Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? Withnail: Ireland. General: Oooh, a crack at the Mick? Withnail: We'll have another pair of large scotches. General: These shall be my pleasure. [he pours their drinks] General: What are you doing up here, then? Withnail: We're doing a feature for Country Life. Survey of rural types. You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. General: Have you met Jake? Poacher. Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks] Marwood: What's all this army bollocks? Withnail: We got a drink, didn't we?


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Hm The carrot has mystery
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Flowers are essentially tarts
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Prostitutes for the bees
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There is you will agree a certain je nes c'cst quoi
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oh so very special about a firm young carrot
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Hm Excuse me
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Do help yourselves to another drink
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What's all this The man's mad
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Eccentric
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Eccentric He's insane
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Not only that he's a raving homosexual
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cat growls
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Monty Beastly little parasite

Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 157
Timestamp in movie: 00h 24m 34s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: In 1969, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous.


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